This is the nefew
13 reasons we love him!He comes over and makes mom and dad order pizza and den feeds us cheese!
He stays wif us when mom and dad go away
When he stays wif us he lets us have some of whatever he is eating
He lets us all sleep wif him in da big bed, even tho Speedy sometimes has gas...
He never lets our food bowls get empty
He doesn't do a bunch of housework and irritate da kitties
He spends lots of time rubbing tummy's and skritching chins and ears
He brushes Sadie eleventy squillion times a day!
He puts our cartoons on and den sits on da recliner part of da couch and watches wif us...
He puts his body between Zippy and Sadie in da bed so dey can both be there without a fight
Since Zippy is already in the bed when he wakes up he masawjes her paws while she is still relaxed and sleepy
He eats more ice cream than mom and dad and doesn't mind sharing
He doesn't complain about Zippy wanting to go in and out eleventy four bazillion times a day, he doesn't complain about Speedy barfing or making stinky's and he doesn't complain about Sadie shedding all over ...