Guess what mom was doing yesterday....today we rest...not a bad life for a formerly feral unwed mother!
Mom really apreeshiates how helpful I am wif da lawndry...she just takes way to many pikshers. Zippy goes to da vet tomorrow fur her anooal exam and stuff but we'z not telling her. Mom will hafta drug her afore she takes her cuz she goes nuts at da vets. But she's getting to see Dr. G so she shouldn't be too mad. He's da guy dat fixt her paws when dey was all mangled when she first came to live here. She does kinda like him, she would let him pet her if he din't put that thing in her spot #13 and skweeze her like she was a tube of toothpaste, we all hate that. So, tomorrow should be fun for all of us...Zippy gets tortured, dad gets to pay the bill, mom gets to drug Zippy and hold her down and Speedy and I will get hissed at when she comes home because she needs to take out her frustration on someone and we're usually "it". Yup, it's gonna be a real fun Saturday *sigh*