Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Wild Wednesday Advencher...

Hi, it's me, Zippy. I'm hiding in da bushes....let me tell yoo what happened this morning I had an advencher this morning, mom took me out front! While I was chewing on some grass and smelling the flowers a lot of my woofie frends walked by....I saw Whisper and Max, they came up to say hello, then that big furry one from two doors east came by and I met her! Her name is Nanook and she's big and fluffy and reely nice. She has a kitty of her own so she knows not to eat da cat, which is always a good idea. Den, all of a sudden, there was a huge, noyzee monster out there in the street! It scared me and I hadda hide in the bushes. It was eating dirt off the street and, you know, if it wood eat dirt off the street it probably wouldn't think twice about eating a tiny cat. It went past and I decided that it might be a good idea to go back in the house. I stayed behind the bushes so if the monster came back it wouldn't see me... I used the stepping stones that mom walks on to trim and clean up back there.... I kept an eye out fur the monster until I got back up on our porch... I also told mom she reely needs to sweep the porch again, it's kinda covered in those spinny things. They're fun when they fly thru the air but not so much when you hafta walk on them.
So, if any of you kitties get to go outside and a big dirt eating monster comes by take my advice and hide in da bushes and then carefully make your way back inside. If all they're getting to eat is dirt a joosy cat probably looks like a goremae meel to them...

25 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Wow, Zippy, that was quite the adventure you had! I'm glad you hid in the bushes from the monster. Thanks for the tip, but since I only go out on my harness or in my stroller, my humans would protect me from the monster.

Ali & Fiona said...

I had adventure outside yesterday too, it was fun and scary just like your adventure, perhaps we are long lost sisters.

Your Friend,
Fiona

Millie said...

Zippy, tell you mom to use walnuts instead of pine nuts in her pesto. Or pistachios.

Cat is my copilot said...

oh zippy! you my kinda kitty! oh almost forgets--milo here. yesh, i have to watches out for those monsters too--they everywhare!

The Meezers said...

that is excellent advice - we is glad that the dirt eating monster didn't eat you!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Da big dirt monster!? Oh my, thank you for telling me, Zippy....!!!

~Marie

Benjamin Fuzz said...

that's some adventure, zip! thanks for the advice, too. never know when a dirt eating monster will come through.

here, we have grass polishing monsters...on the golf course right outside. they're noisy, and i'm sure they're looking for juicy young cats.

ben fuzz

ummmm...tell sadie i said 'hi', ok?

and dude, does she have a boyfriend?

Daisy said...

Zippy, you were very smart to hide out in the bushes. You have such good camouflage furs that I almost didn't see you. Thanks for the good advice.

DEBRA said...

Zippy

Dat is a wild adventure...I has nefur seed a metal monster eat dirt, but yu are rite if it ate dirt it wood surely eat a cat. Yu were wise to hide away from the metal monster. Fankfully yu got back inside in one piece.

~Abby

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Hi Zippy! You are a very brave kitty to meet so many woofies. I'm so glad the giant road sucking monster didn't get you! whew! Spinny things are fun to watch falling, but not when they start sprouting...

Please tell Sadie we hope she feels better soon. A good nap will help we're sure.

Ann M & the Kitties said...

Wow, Zippy, you were very brave. We hope you got a good nap after all that adventure.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

That is quite alarming, Zippy! Your woman allowed that monster to threaten you? She needs some more training. Last time I was out on my harness, my woman tried putting me onto that weird green cold wet dirty carpet that tickles. Stoopid human! I much prefer good, solid, man-made concrete or the deck.

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Awww little Zippy, of course a little calico can use that rule too! :)

~Casey

Hot(M)BC said...

In case yoo see it again maybe yoo should wear a "NOT JOOSY" sign when yoo goes out? We's glad it didn't get yoo! Good job hidin in the bushes!
Purrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Forty Paws said...

Oh my goodness!! We would be so terrified!!! We're glad that you hid behind the bushes and weren't eaten by that dirt eating monster. And we're glad the woofies were nice to you. Did they stink?

Luf, Us

Tara said...

You really need to watch those machines!
Tara

poppyq said...

Thanks for the advice Zippy!! I will watch out and be clever and hide like you.

Glad you had fun outside. It is cold and raining here so not much fun outside - but I still go out and patrol.

Poppy Q

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Thanks for the tip Zippy!!! I've been going out on my harness a lot so its good to hear about the things I have to look out for.

Latte

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Wow Zippy dat was some adventure. We fink outside in the front is scary too. We like to hang out on our deck in back because it's shady and safe back dere and no big noisy dirt eating machines go in our back deck.

Yoggie said...

That was a good idea to hide in the bushes. I hope you will never meet that monster again.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

ha ha good advice! I still think you were brave though xx

jcfloresinc said...

Glad the monster didn't get you. We have one those that prowls our neighborhood, too. You are a very brave kitty, Zippy.
Samantha & Tigger

Geez, I thought we left a comment yesterday, but I think the letters got us.

Parker said...

Wow, you are brave. I am still shaking from reading about your adventure!

Monty Q. Kat said...

I need to go take a nap after readin' that-too much excitement for me to take!

Anita said...

Fantastic camouflage!! (First photo)
Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!