On Thursday I sented her three roses, dey each meen sumfing difrint like white is fur innocence and and pink is fur admiration, grace and sweetness and red is for luv and respekt.
On Friday I sent her a beyootiful pendant. It'z a hart (duh) wif a love not wif diamonds and a single teer drop ruby.
Now I din't fink of dis stuff on my own I haded help frum dad. Mom sez dad iz good at dis stuff cuz he usta be romantik, den she laffed but I din't get da joke. Since I wuz hanging out wif him and haffing a "man day" he showed me wut he gotz mom fur her birfday on Monday but I'z not allowed to say whut it iz. I'm not allowed to say how old she iz eefur but I'll gif yoo a hint. She'z more dan 50 but less dan 52. Dad laffed when he sed dis but I din't get dat joke eefur. Beans iz weerd.