We called mom at work today. She answered da fone weird, it dint sound like her. She wuz all profeshunal and stuff, until she herd Zippy meowing on da uvfer end of da line. Me and Speedy were giggling in da bakground. Dis is a transkript, as far as we can amember frum wut we herd on da ixtenshun:
Mom: --- accounting department, how may I help you
Zippy: Meowr mrrr brrrrp
M: who is this?
Z: mrrrm mewow
M: Zippy - is that you, did we not discuss your use of the phone? It's not good for you to call me all the time, I might get in trouble.
Z: mowr, merp mrowr
M: at least speak english, you know my catish is bad.
Z: I said, can you come home now?
M: No, I can't come home now. What's the matter, why do you want me to come home?
Z: We just miss you, we all need snuggles
M: Oh, for pete's sake, you called me for this! Hang up the phone.
Z: Also, it's formerly feral, fruitbat and fashion Friday and you didn't post any pictures!
M: So, you're calling me to come home and post pictures? We have no fruitbat pics and you guys don't wear clothes, won't let me put any kind of fashion on you at all, as a matter of fact I was looking at the cute little shirt that we bought and thinking how nice it would look on you...
Z: Um, o.k. gotta go now - click.
Dat wuz close, she almost camed home to dress us up! Wait, I still need a snuggle! And der are no pikshers of us posted! Zippy can yoo call mom and haf her come home...