*Snicker* We're gonna gets Zippy a boyfrendcat

Dis is our sisfur Zippy. Fat Eddy sed he'z lookin fur a gerlfrendcat and we think Zippy wood be purrfekt fur him. Her peteetness wood look good next to his bodashus bod. She's a quiet gerl, 'sept win she wants ta play. She likes lazer dot games, and haz been knowin to catch reel live mousies. Her bestest frend in da hole werld was a 19 pound Norwegian Forest cat name Punkin. She has been lonlee an sad since old Punkin died almost 5 yers ago. She needs a boyfrend cat reel bad. So, here is our sisfur fur yoor considerashun Eddy. We hopes yoo likes her and will be her boyfrend cat.

She'z furry byootiful and likes big kitties effun tho she is a tiny 6 1/2 pounds herself.

Hi, I saw what the brats were doing and ...I cood use a boyfrend, I looked at Eddy's blog and he is pritty hansum. So, here's the list of the 5 worst things I did (so far) when the peeps weren't looking:

1. I stole all the hamm offa daddies sammich (I jus did dat last Sunday)
2. I ate a red sponj ball, an it camed out the other end almost whole (I bited it in half an swallood)

3. I liked the whipped cream off the jello last 4th of july and then had to do hershey sirup in the litter box (kinda gross) if it's too much info let me know, but yoo did ask.

4. Mom didn't know bout dis one, she will now. I'm da one dat barfed on da sofa da dey after it wuz delivered. She'z beleefed it wuz Sadie, but Sadie neffur barfs.
5. I made moms metal monster crash into da garaj, yup, I did. Maybe I'll post da pikshers of daddy fixin it!

Dats just sum of da stuff I've done. I also do nice stuff sumtimes. But mostly I'm naughty when they aint lookin.