Prince Eddy is coming to visit

I'm trying to tell my stupid sisfur, Sadie, that she needs to make sure that Speedy (he calls himself a man cat, but he's reely just a kitten still) is on his best behaviour. Oh, Eddy is teleporting all the way from Canada, that's a long trip so I haf to make sher I have plenty of stinky goodness and crunchies. Um, lets see, the water fountain is filled and flowing, the tree is lited, the majikal lite machine is on...what did I forget? Oh, silly me, a plate of dog stinky goodness. We don't have a dog but mom, for some odd reason, keeps doggy food in the pantry. Oh, I'm furry a'cited about this visit! I want to make a good impreshun. I hope he likes my house, we can play and then nap on daddies bed on the soft blankie he puts there for me effury morning. This is going to be so much fun, mousies at the ready, fev-ver toys, check, the hall is clear for running up and down, check, laddurs ready for climbing, check, food, check, water, check. All is ready fur yoor visit, Eddy.