Remember little Henry, da little guy dat mom found out one of da ladees from church 'dopted...
Well, he had his hoohaectomy yesterday and din't do so well wif da anesthetic. He's staying at da vet for a couple days...dey is pretty sure he'll be fine but it scared his mom so bad she called our mom crying. Oh, and da old lady dat lives next door broke her hip and fell down. Dat's da way it happens yoo know, da bones go snap den da bean falls. Mom calls her every day at 8 am to see if she needs anything, den she goes over at lunch time and checks on her and does some housework and maybe a little laundry a couple times a week. Well, yesterday mom called and no one answered so she waited a little while and called again. When she din't answer da second time mom went over and looked in da garage window and saw dat her car was der. Den she thawt maybe she was feeling good and had gone downstairs to do her own laundry so mom crawled around looking in da basement windows (don't worry, no one would call da police on mom, all da naybors know her) but no Mrs. T...so mom called L, Mrs. T's dawter to come check on her. L said she was kinda in da middle of something so mom took her key to Mrs. T's house and took da chance dat she wasn't just in da tub or in a compromising position wif a boyfrend (it's a joke atween Mrs. T and mom) and let herself in calling to Mrs. T. Den she heard her moaning from in da bedroom and found her on da floor! She had been der all night! Mom called dat 9-1-1 number and da ambulance came racing down our road and now dat poor old lady is in da hopspittal and prolly won't ever come back to her house. Mom is furry angry wif L, she lives in da house and neffur even checked on her mom afore she left or she din't come home Tuesday nite! Mom's not sure cuz L won't answer her cell fone. Mom was talking to dad about it and we heard her call L a bad name, and dad said maybe she was just tired of taking care of her mother and dat really set mom off so now dad is slinking around and being really ::mom, what was dat word yoo used?:: yeah, solicitus. Oh, and dad gots da little hellocopter from WOOT! Actually, mom got it for him but wif his paypal account.
Dis is da box it came in, and yes, it says on da box for ages 8+...hehehe
Well, he had his hoohaectomy yesterday and din't do so well wif da anesthetic. He's staying at da vet for a couple days...dey is pretty sure he'll be fine but it scared his mom so bad she called our mom crying. Oh, and da old lady dat lives next door broke her hip and fell down. Dat's da way it happens yoo know, da bones go snap den da bean falls. Mom calls her every day at 8 am to see if she needs anything, den she goes over at lunch time and checks on her and does some housework and maybe a little laundry a couple times a week. Well, yesterday mom called and no one answered so she waited a little while and called again. When she din't answer da second time mom went over and looked in da garage window and saw dat her car was der. Den she thawt maybe she was feeling good and had gone downstairs to do her own laundry so mom crawled around looking in da basement windows (don't worry, no one would call da police on mom, all da naybors know her) but no Mrs. T...so mom called L, Mrs. T's dawter to come check on her. L said she was kinda in da middle of something so mom took her key to Mrs. T's house and took da chance dat she wasn't just in da tub or in a compromising position wif a boyfrend (it's a joke atween Mrs. T and mom) and let herself in calling to Mrs. T. Den she heard her moaning from in da bedroom and found her on da floor! She had been der all night! Mom called dat 9-1-1 number and da ambulance came racing down our road and now dat poor old lady is in da hopspittal and prolly won't ever come back to her house. Mom is furry angry wif L, she lives in da house and neffur even checked on her mom afore she left or she din't come home Tuesday nite! Mom's not sure cuz L won't answer her cell fone. Mom was talking to dad about it and we heard her call L a bad name, and dad said maybe she was just tired of taking care of her mother and dat really set mom off so now dad is slinking around and being really ::mom, what was dat word yoo used?:: yeah, solicitus. Oh, and dad gots da little hellocopter from WOOT! Actually, mom got it for him but wif his paypal account.
Dis is da box it came in, and yes, it says on da box for ages 8+...hehehe
