Mancat Monday

Dad had a pretty good Father's day. He got up at da normal time, sed good morning to all of us and den went back to bed. He slept til mom got home from church at 10:00! Den she let us in da room cuz we were all standing outside da door. Der was a bear or sumfing in his room, reely, we all heard it growling and snorting. We musta scared it off tho cuz when we got in der it was gone. So all three (that's rite all three) of us got on da bed and took turns getting pets from dad, den he got up and mom made him brekfast and den our bean sisters came and brawt presents and dad made reel live dead meat on da big fire box in da backyard and effury one ate and den dad played wif us.
I'm waiting fur dad to throw my sponjball down da steps so I can chase it. Oh, and da baby kitties haf all opened der eyes now. Da white one had hers open on Friday and effuryone else musta decided dat it was a good fing cuz dey opened ders yesterday. Mom's butt is still sore but she's getting around a little better. We laff at her cuz she walks like she's waring a "dirty diaper" and goes down da steps sorta sideways. She sits on a 'donut', but not da kind dat yoo can eat, and keeps complaining dat it's not reel comfortabul becuz it takes da preshur off her tailbone but puts it on her arthuritik hips. Dad sez she's a mess, she hasta take da medi-sin fur her arthur-itis and den a benedryl cuz it gives her hives. We don't know, she sez she has hives but we'z neffur seen any bees. So, dats it fur our weekend. Maybe Misty will come over and play wif da sponjball wif me and help me wif da baby kitties.