Mancat Monday

Our mom has been kinda bizzy all weekend, she left on Friday morning and din't come home until Sunday morning! We hasta tell yoo, we warned dad, but he made a mess of da house while she was gone and she wasn't all dat happy about it. Also, der neece was here dis weekend and she din't make things any neater. She uses two towels and a washclothe fur every shower, a washclothe every night fur her face and she also uses piles of hair and face goop. It's all over da bafroom mirror and sink. Zippy barfed on dad's bed Friday night and he just peeled everything off and thru it down da laundry chute, den she did it again Saturday afternoon, dad used da last set of clean sheets. Also, he found dat somecat had peed in da basket of clean clothes dat mom left in da bedroom, so alla dat hasta be rewashed. Mom sorted laundry and she haf about 9 loads to do. Sheesh, she just did a bunch of laundry on Thursday. Da neece cooked but no one did any dishes so da sink is full. Da neece did make Sadie happy by brushing her every morning, but she din't do it on da papers like mom does so der is fur all over da living room carpet. Also, she had some frends over on Saturday and dey spilled something on da carpet and NO ONE cleaned it up. Mom din't do any housework yesterday cuz she was tired. Looks like she's gonna be cleaning a lot today. Jeff is doing well, he's back on solid, well sorta solid, food. We really missed mommy, things are really bad when she's not here...

Tattletail Tuesday

Mom sez dat if dad spent as much time and energy doing actual work as he does avoiding work we would live in a palace or at least a clean house dat din't need to be painted.