This is what our tree looked like on Monday, Krissmouse day. Mom putted da tree up on Saturday and it stayed beeyootiful until after all the fambly left on Wednesday to celabrate mom and dadz anifurrsary...
Then Speedy acided dat he didn't want da howse decamarated any moor and he dided this...
He dided a furry good job of gettin all the cat toys offen it. The last piksher is wut it looked like when he gots done. Before he dided this to da tree he pulled down all da garland frum around da windows on da other side and took down all of da Krissmouse cards and dragged dem all offur and effen chewed sum up. Mom wuz furry angry bout dat cuz she uses da pikshers on da front of da cards as gifty tags.
He effun stole food (sumfing he usually duzent do) on new years eve he stolded a whole funnel cake (deys like big donuts shaped like a pretzel). We don't unnerstand, he wuz so good for 5 whole dayz. The family luved him a'cuz he was a snuggle bug and furry sweet to dem, den this happened. Momma sez no tree next year, we'z furry mad a'cuz we luv da tree. Zippy and I slept unner it and we liked to hide atween da prezzies. What is wong with dat boy!A furry angry Sadie (who wuz furry good all week)
