Monday, September 20, 2010
Mancat Monday...and my purrthday
When I first came to live here, da place I consider home, Mom thawt my purrthday was da 19th (da same as our nefew, da kitty spoiler) but den da man dat had me originally said he thawt it was da 21st...so mom wasn't sure. What to do? How about my purrthday is on da 20th? Or maybe we haf 3 days of sellabrashun from da 19th to da 21st? What ever...I mostly napped thru yesserday cuz mom was not home and dad was being what mom calls a noodge, he spent most of his time on da puter and ignoring us. We even missed Talk Like a Pirate day! Mom sez she'll make it up to me as long as I promise not to barf in her bed again...heehee. Yeah, I did dat. I ate really fast, gulped some water and ran to jump into bed wif her and Sadie and alla sudden "blech" I barfed right between her and Sadie. Mom hadda get up and change da bedding but she wasn't mad at me, well, she din't yell or anything. She just told me not to be so piggy any more. Mom changed our header too, not dat I don't like pink (it's my girl Misty's favorite color) but mom thawt it covered to much of my face and she likes my face. Her not being to furry teknikally inclined she couldn't figger out how to move da words so she made a new one. Well, my sisfurs haf set up a buffet on da kitchen table (your allowed on da table here) and dey is mixing up drinks over on da counter by da sink, yoo can drink water right outta da filter on da fawset if yoo want and der is milk and ice cream available. If yoo don't see what yoo would like just ask, we will send dad to da store to get it. Mom won't be home until sometime after lunch and dad don't notice when kitties make a mess so feel free to trash da living room and play wif da scratchers and toys to yoor hearts content. Den we can all pile on da beds and couches and take a nap. Der are four litter boxes, one in da bedroom, one in da little bafroom and two downstairs, cuz, yoo know, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! So, let's haf a PARTY!