Mancat Monday Guest

This is da nefew about two years ago...he plays da guitar, he writes music, he is in skool getting his masters degree in music...he's a good musician! He's also a great kitty sitter. Mashes our food just purrfekt, scoops da litter twice a day, gives out treats effury night, brushes us and does Zippy's paws effury morning and sleeps wif da door open so we can come and go as we please. Mostly we sleep all night in da nice warm bed wif him. He even called dad's cell to ask if it was okay fur Zippy to go outside if it was only 8 degrees, mom sed she prolly hasta go potty and to see if she would go in da private litter downstairs. So he actually carried her to da potty! Mom don't even do dat, she just tells her to "go downstairs and poop, you little freak". He likes coming here cuz mom always leaves him good food to microwave fur dinner and stuff. Today we is haffing lasagna...home made! He shares wif us. Yesserday his gerlfrend brawt chicken and we gotted some from both of dem! We hafta laff cuz mom goes to da cabin and all she does is worry about us and da colony, she calls Jared den she calls Nick den she calls Karen! Sheesh mom, relax, da world will not come to an end just acuz yoo went away.
Dis is me, I'm da handsome mancat of da house...yoo can admire ladies but remember my heart belongs to da beyootiful Misty. We heard from mom dat dey is making fires in da fireplace all night cuz it's cold in da cabin even wif da wall furnace dey had putted in. She sez da furnace only warms da house but fur real warmth when it is -2 degrees outside yoo gots ta haf a fire. And down kwilts. She sez der is a new chinese restaurant dat opened dat delivers! So now der is pizza, chinese food and a chicken place dat also haf burgers and dinners like meat loaf and turkey dat dey can haf delivered right to da door but mom sez nothing beats making a pot of chili or some soup and watching movies.