Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Years Eve

Oh, wow, how aciting...not. Mom and dad are haffing company and mom is making steak AND lobster! Now dat is aciting. And we know da beans dat is coming will share wif us! Mom's still whining about her back, oh, and da Meezers were right, somebody throwed garbage cans because dey were mad dat der punishment fur starting a fight at skool was to do public service and dey hadda wash waste baskets at da shelter. Can we all say "anger management"! Da cops were called, der probation will prolly be revoked and mom hafta go to court to testify 'cuz she ducked and slipped and hurted herself but someone else gots hitted wif one of dem waste baskets and gots a split ear and someone else gots a black eye. It was wild, mom sez, and da gerl haf been in trouble lots afore and now she may akshooally hafta do jail time. Well, I hafta go take a nap and den a little sleep and maybe den just rest up so I can be at my cutest fur da beans to give me lobster.

15 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

i think you NEED a bit of steak and lobster to wake up!!!

Huffle Mawson said...

I had real live prawns today. I hope you get your lobster kitties!

Parker said...

I hope you get some lobster and I hope that the girl learns that love is all we need!
Happy, Happy New Year!
Smoochies!

The Creek Cats said...

Holy Mackerel! Sorry your mom got a hurty back. Hope she feels better furry soon!
Happy New Year, furiends!

Brian said...

WOW, lobster! Y'all have a very, very Happy New Year!!!

The Island Cats said...

Steak AND lobster??!? We wanna party with you!!

Happy New Year!

(and we hope your mom's back is better soon...)

Daisy said...

Enjoy your steak and lobstah! And have a very happy New Year!

The Meezers and Billy said...

stead and LOBSTER!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

our the mom says "good, she should do jail time, maybe it's not too late to straighten her *** out". mebbe we should stay away from the mom for a while.

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow lobster! We never tried that. We hope your mum's back is soon better.

♥Da fambly kitties♥ said...

We are so furry happy to have met you this year. You have brought humor and smiles and made us so furry happy when we come to your bloggy. Here's to 2010! ☺PAWty ON☺

We'll have a little lobster, please.

Kimo and Sabi said...

We wish you a happy (and healthier) new year!

Angel and Kirby said...

Stake and Lobster! Wow, you are lucky! We are hope Mom's back gets better soon. Enjoy your company and Have Happy New Year!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

WOW!!!!! Purrs for your Mom!!!!!
We hope she enjoys the steak AND lobster. You guys too!!! heehee
To you and all your family...
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Sweet Praline said...

How sad! It would be so much better if we could help the youth with community service (and they would take advantage of it!) and we didn't have to resort to jail.

I hope your mom is okay.

Fin said...

Stay safe Mom! Happiest of New Years to you!