Thursday, December 31, 2009
New Years Eve
Oh, wow, how aciting...not. Mom and dad are haffing company and mom is making steak AND lobster! Now dat is aciting. And we know da beans dat is coming will share wif us! Mom's still whining about her back, oh, and da Meezers were right, somebody throwed garbage cans because dey were mad dat der punishment fur starting a fight at skool was to do public service and dey hadda wash waste baskets at da shelter. Can we all say "anger management"! Da cops were called, der probation will prolly be revoked and mom hafta go to court to testify 'cuz she ducked and slipped and hurted herself but someone else gots hitted wif one of dem waste baskets and gots a split ear and someone else gots a black eye. It was wild, mom sez, and da gerl haf been in trouble lots afore and now she may akshooally hafta do jail time. Well, I hafta go take a nap and den a little sleep and maybe den just rest up so I can be at my cutest fur da beans to give me lobster.