Monday, November 23, 2009

Monday mom revue

We'd like to thank Zooalotry fur giffing us da forms. We were gonna do dis last week but we thawt we would give mom time to, um, improve her purrformance....

Review of: Mom
Date of Review: Um, today...er, November 23, 2009 (thanks fur telling us da date, mom, but it won't get yoo any higher marks!)
Reviewed by: Zippy, Sadie and Speedy

Quantity of output: Not nearly enuff! We were promised daily or at least almost daily postings! Really mom, and a lot more posts would surely help us to become famus. We's talked it over and we give yoo two swats. Yeah, yoo heard us. Don't give us all dem ekscuses about being bizzy, if yoo gave up sleeping, bathing and eating yoo'd haf lots of time fur posting.

Quality of output: Not so bad. Yoo do seem to keep our frends in da know about what's going on in our lives. Yoo could put on more pikshers of us gerls. Okay, we do hide more when da camera comes out and Zippy does spend most of her time asleep, which makes fur da same piksher time after time. Two paws fur dis.

Client pawticapation: Okay, yoo put us on Mr Linky's and da CB and our email is available and yoo haf a lots of other kitties emails and stuff. However, yoo let us visit but not comment a lot. We know, we know, more comments means less visiting. Yoo could do what yoo keep threatening and just do dat copy/past thing where yoo say "we were here". Yoo'll do dat, right? Yoo get four paws fur dat.

Pawticapation (part II): We rarely miss a party and yoo enter us in lots of contest 'cept fur da ones yoor to lame to do. Okay, we won't wear clothes and yoor to freaking cheap to get photoshop and to stoopid to learn GIMPshop. Oh boy, here we go wif da "to bizzy to sit wif a tutorial"...okay, we can over look da ones we miss 'cuz of da "dressing up" part. We give yoo four paws.

Client satisfaction: No cat haf ever said "yoo guys suck" or "hey, yoor blog stinks" but dat may becuz we is polite kitties and would rather say nuthing den say something bad. Da comments we get are fun (man do we love comments) and sometimes intreeging but we don't think mom haf all dat much to do wif yoo guys being so smart and fun. We were hadda haf a big discushun about dis one and decided dat since yoor commenting on what we is up to we'll give her two paws.

It seems yoor overall rating is just over medium at 2 and 1/2 paws. Dat lack of posting thing really brawt yoo down and if yoo don't do what yoo promised and start leaving at least some sign of our presence on our frends blogs yoor rating can and will be changed! And not fur da better. Yeah, we get dat yoo spend four hours at da shelter and we commend yoo fur helping dem homeless kitties and dat yoo go to see Mrs T almost effuryday and take care of dad's owies which don't really seem to be healing. We know dat yoo hafta do effurything yoorself cuz dad doesn't do anything around her and dat yoo feel yoo must check on da colonies "just in case". Really mom, we do appreshiate dat yoo make time to cuddle and play effuryday and dat yoo love us. We're trying not to be to demanding but our frends, mom, our frends will think dat we don't like dem anymore or dat we don't care about dem. Maybe Zippy is right, maybe yoo need to give up one of dem luxuries of yoors like sleeping or something. Just saying.

18 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

You guys did a good review. You acknowledged Mom's work with other kitties. That should count for a lot!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think your human got a good review!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Seems like a good honest review. An we know ya love yer Mom...

Huffle Mawson said...

Your mum works hard but obviously she has room for improvement :)

The Creek Cats said...

We think your mom does such a great job helping out the homeless kitties and taking care of your daddy.

Parker said...

We love you guys, and we give your Mom 4 paws from O Hi O!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

By da time we got to da end of yur review it looked like yoo were gonna change it an give her four paws anyway! All dat ofur charity an eenishitive werk she am doing prolly should count as a half a point.
But if dese purrformances are like humans performances den no one cept God should get four paws. Hahahaha! So wif 2 and a half yur human did purty good!

Kaz's Cats said...

Nice to see that the kitties are in charge over here. We think this is a tough but fair review. We like your Mom, but it's always good to remind the humans who's the boss,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

PS Our Mum is looking a little worried now...hehehehehe

The Island Cats said...

It's hard to get good help...that word "busy" always seems to interfere!! But we love you guys and we give you 4 paws!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

At least the new year is coming up quickly which will give your secretary a whole year to improve her skills. We really hafta do one for our mom!

The Crew said...

A tough review, but we agree with everycat that her work with the poor, homeless kitties should carry a lot of weight.

Eric and Flynn said...

That was a very good review. You were very fair to give her points for helping homeless kitties, and everything else she does. We can't see us giving our mum that good a score.

Daisy said...

I think your mom should get extra credit for all the hard work she does!

The Meezers said...

yeah, we agree on the gifing up sleeping part. if only our the mom would gif that up. it's not like we doesn't TRY and keep her awake to do our bidding though.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We did Jan's review today too, which is probably a bad thing. Now she doesn't have to sweat it out any more.

Your mom works hard. We agree, if she gives up sleeping, her rating would improve. We're not sure her productivity would, though. Perhaps next year your mom and our Jan will do better.

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

This must have been the day for reviews. I did the moms too.
I think all and all you were fair in your evaulation of your mom's purrformance. I strongly agree that we need more photos of you cuties at your place. It is a good things that we have to do this once a year as it really makes one tired doesn't it?

Furkidsmom said...

That was a good and honest review. We think your Mom does a good job. We don't think you should ask your Mom to give up sleeping. Our Mom gets skeery when she doesn't get enough sleep!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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