Last night dad was sitting in da recliner wif his feet up and I decided dat between his feet would be a comfy place to take a nap. I got on der and got dad to give me a massawje and got all comfy and started to fall asleep when dat big oaf Speedy came and wanted to lay der too! Dat's him up der trying to figger out how to get his rather well endowed (read fat) butt next to me. I was glad mom came to take a piksher cuz it made him decide dat he'd rather go sit on her den lay next to me so I got to nap der by myself. Oh, da formerly feral part...I was found in a trailer wif my kittens and Speedy was borned in a barn. Sometimes he acts like he still lives in a barn and mom yells at him...dat makes me laff.