Monday, August 3, 2009

Spoke to soon....

Dad has been giving mom a hard time... Saturday afternoon he started bleeding (all over da living room carpet) and it wouldn't stop so dey ended up at da merjensee room. Dey was der fur 5 hours, turns out dad was "leaking" from da hernia repair and all dat blood was just pooling (like a giant bruze) and finally it opened a hole and leaked out. Dey did a CAT scan to make sure dat der was no other spots bleeding. Nope, dis is a leek he prolly cawzed when he was yelling at mom about how da grass was shaggy and da bushes needed trimming and dat dey will never be able to get da house painted cuz she don't gots a job. Now dat dad doesn't haf inshurints dey will prolly hafta empty one of der savings accounts to pay fur dis. Den yesserday mom had flu like simptums and a killer hedake and all dad did was keep yelling about how slow his innernets was, heck, we haffent even been on da innernets 'cept fur a couple a minits a day cuz of all da other stuff dat mom hasta do. See, dad haf a prollem wif infekshuns and he gets what's called carb unkles ::what? oh, thanks Zippy:: dey is carbuncles, and den dey fill up and den dey open and den mom hasta wash stuff cuz dad leaked icky stuff all over. Dad must haf da cleanest bed in da whole city cuz mom hafta change da bedding and wash da pillows like every other day. And she takes care of all da bandage changing and wound cleansing and house cleaning and laundry and yard work and of course us. Tho we'z kinda been getting da short end of dat stick. No more half hour brushing/masawje seshuns just a kwik furminashun and dats it. Heck, even da butt washes haf gotten to be kwik things just to get da poo offa me. If she gots a job now she would prolly die...or dad would, cuz der is no way he can take care of himself. Mom sez if yoo want to make a fortune yoo should invest in da aspirin company, she is using lots of it. We is sorry to be whining like dis...to make up fur it here is a piksher of me cleaning myself, I'm real cute...

27 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Looks like somedad might have to be put in his khrate...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Paws khrossed fur your mom to stay sane!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh dear. Our purrs for both of your humans.

The Island Cats said...

We're sorry your dad and mom are having problems...we are purring that your dad heals quickly and your mom feels better soon too!

Daisy said...

Oh noes! That sounds like a lot of No Funs. I am very sorry you are having so much troubles, and I hope everything will be all better soon!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sounds like your mom needs a vacation. So much work to do. It's too bad your dad is so upset about finances or he could realize he needs your mom home to help him right now.

Angel and Kirby said...

We will purr and pray that things get better at your place.

Reese =^..^= said...

Purraying that your Daddy is on the road to recovery.

Eric and Flynn said...

We are sorry that your dad had to go back to the hospital, but we are even more sorry that he is giving your mum such a hard time. He needs someone to tell him to give your mum a break. She is putting up with a lot from him and he should realise just how lucky he is.

The Creek Cats said...

Purrs for your mom and dad! And extra special (((HUGS))) for your mom!!

Tuck said...

It sounds like it has been tough in your house lately. I am purring and Jen is praying for your family!

Fin said...

OMC hope your dad gets better soon so he can cut your poor Mom some slack! Mom hugs to your Mom!

Chesney Cats said...

We undertand that your dad isn't feeling well & we hope he heals quickly. But it seems to us that he doesn't appreciate that your mom is going over & above what many beans would do in that situation. Mama says she doesn't think she would deal well with all that. She says he needs to get his head out of his *ss & thank your mom, not be mean to her. Sorry if that's a little harsh....Mama said it, not us..........

Gattina said...

Oh my, I am so sorry for your mom ! Fortunately you don't need your fur washed, bedsheets changed and all this stuff, cats are better than male beans ! They are the "do it myself" kind, I tell you !

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Dearest friends...oh we are so sorry that it is topsy turvy at your casa right now....but this too will pass. We send your mommy lots of energy to be strong and help your daddy through this all even if it makes her want to scream! We knoe how hard it is to take care of someone who is sick and grouchy at you all at the same time. The greatest gift is putting a beloved first no matter what...and that beloved needs to put you first also. That is a winning relationship. Maybe your daddy needs to sign up for LOVE 101, or buy your mommy another bottle of brandy. We will keep you all in our best prayers...
Love Miss Peach

Parker said...

Oh guys, what a terrible time you are having. We are gonna' send you all some healing purrs and hope that your folks find some peace and happiness in short order!
Smooches!

Tracey and Huffle said...

I'm sorry things are so difficult over there. I hope everyone feels better soon.

You are allowed to whine, what are friends for if not to listen?

Huffle Mawson

Kaz's Cats said...

We're sorry that your Dad is still sick and your Mom is having such a hard time. Sending our best purrs to all of you, especially to your Mom,

{{{hugs}}}

Gypsy & Tasha

PS You're right, you are pretty cute in the photo Speedy.

Sam and Andy said...

Your Mom and Dad are in our purrayers and in our Mom's prayers.....hope all will be well soon....you really are very cute......

We are so very happy that you took the time to visit us while all this is going on at your house....we hope when things are better, you will come back.

Purrrrrrrs

The Crew said...

Oh Speedy dear, I've missed you so.

You 3 should come over here and rest today and get away from all the commotion.

Love,
Misty

Camie's Kitties said...

We are sorry that your dad's hernia started bleeding. We hope that it heals quickly. We agree that your mom needs a vacation. We hope she doesn't get too stressed out.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Hugs and Purrs to all of your family.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

You have had enough troubles for 100 cats and their families! Sheesh! We are purring that things get less stressful for you soon.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

TONS of PURRS fur both yer lady and yer daddy!

Chesney Cats said...

We hope things are better at your house for everyone. Mama apologizes for not being very nice the other day.

DEBRA said...

Sending warms purrs to your Momma and Dad...

Abby

The Meezers said...

oh guys - we is so sorry that your dad is causing your mom prollems. we agree wif Khyra - can you crate him when he gets crabby? :-)

Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Purrrrs for your Mom, Dad and all of you!!
Your FL furiends,