Mom sez I need to apologize to Sadie, see, I got into Zippy's food yesserday and as a result I frew up on her Gizzy. Now, dis would be no big deal (them kwilts is furry washable) but she happened to be laying on it at da time. So, Sadie, I'm sorry I barfed on yoor kwilt, I'm really sorry I got some on yoor tail...I'm really, really sorry mom washed yoor tail wif WATER! But maybe yoo shoulda moved when I was standing der telling yoo I felt like barfing. I mean, really, who lays der and keeps playing wif a nip banana when another cat sez "oh man, I feel like hurling"? Yeah, I coulda moved over 4 inches and done it on da newspaper but really, I hadda do it right away and moving wasn't on my mind. Oh, and mom, as long as yoor washing hers, how about doing alla dem. Dey is kinda hairy and covered in crunchy stuff dat is un-identifiable.