My sisfur, Zippy, recently discovered HAM! She likes it and will go to da frijimator and sit in front of it and howl fur ham. She does dis effury afternoon now so dad buys like 3 slices of ham at da deli when dey go shopping just fur her. Sadie prefers da bacon vershun of pork. I don't eat any of it cuz of my tummy troubles.
Da nice lady next door is now in a care facility because her dawter is a lazy b**ch...or so mom sez. For awhile mom was going over every day to make sure Mrs T ate and gots washed and did her therapy but mom haf some other stuff going on so she told L, Mrs T's dawter, dat she couldn't come on a Thursday afternoon or Friday cuz she was going to a concert Jared was in and den up to da cabin. Mom told her 2 weeks before, 10 days before, one week before, 5 days before and den da day before and gess what happened, Mrs T was alone for 4 days! We haf no clue where L was, she lives der! Mom went over Monday after she was done at da shelter like she usually does and Mrs T was in bad shape. She hadn't been out of bed, eaten or washed fur 4 days...so mom called Mrs T's son and talked to him. He drove da 2 hours here right away and when he got here he called his stoopid sisfurs cell phone and left a message dat she was to pack her stuff and get out of her mothers house immediately and den he called an ambulance to take Mrs T to da hopspital and da doktor made aranjements fur da care place and she went der right from da hopspital. Den he and mom came and packed up some things fur her and brawt dem to her. Dis makes mom furry upset becawse da police charged L wif elder abuse and den L turned around and sed dat mom was apposta be her mom's care giver and was apposta be wif her all weekend but dey knew it was wrong cuz mom is not a profeshunal nor was she being paid! I know dis is prolly not what yoo guys came here to read about but it makes mom very angry dat she seems to care more fur Mrs T den her own dawter. Oh, and L is still living der so mom gets to see her alla time and effury time she does she wants to go over and punch her in da face! She even had da nerve to call during da last snow storm and ask if dad would shovel her sidewalk...well, dad told her dat mom was da one shoveling and dat we would be glad to loan her a shovel if she din't haf one. Her and mom are da same age...well, mom is about 5 hours older.
Dude, yoo furgot da funniest thing ever...dad locked his keys inside da van so he called mom to come help. Well, she drove into the parking lot, past da van clicking da lock thingy on her key ring and laffing da whole time! Mom sez it was fun to do dat.