Friday, January 9, 2009

Freekin out Friday!

I am not very happy...mom haf been sick all week, dey won't give her antie biotiks cuz dey makes her sicker den she already is. She haf stuff to make da gook in her head "thinner" so it will drain off but it just keeps making more gunk. Anyway, she gets up and does my paw stretches, feeds us, washes Speedy's butt (dat boy always haf poops stuck on his backside!) and brushes us, den she goes back to bed. Den she gets up and feeds dad, cuz he's incapable of feeding himself. While she's up she lets us visit a little but she gets kinda dizzy so she goes and lays down on da couch and we pile on her and snuggle for awhile. Now, dis is a problem because I like to do my bizness outside. I can't go out because 1) mom is always dizzy and apparently opening the door makes her want to fall over and 2) it's freezing and snowy out der and der is no place fur me to go! I went down to da basement litterbox a couple of times but mostly when I go down der Sadie comes and bugs me so I hafta run away. I can't use da one upstairs cuz Speedy and Sadie both stand there and watch me and besides, it doesn't get scooped 3 times a day like it used to and it's kinda disgusting. So, I've been forced to do my bizness on da corner of da office. Dis makes daddy furry angry. Mom keeps saying to move some of his junk and put a litter box back der but he sez he don't want no litterbox der cuz he doesn't like to smell when I do my bizness. He keeps threatening to put me in da garage! Mom told him it was either smell a litterbox until it's scooped or smell it on da carpet forever...I'm beginning to think my dad is drain bamaged.

34 comments:

Tracey and Huffle said...

Poor Zippy. My brother poo-face Salvador used the carpet in dad's wardrobe a couple of times. Now we have a cat door.

I don't like anyone to watch me either.

Huffle Mawson

Tracey and Huffle said...

I hope your mum feels better soon too!

Huffle Mawson

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

mommy tried haffing convers-ation wiff me about no doing poopies while she iz working. cuz my poopy box iz in the closet (no worries its biiiiiiig closet jsut for me! like my own poopy room!) in the office. so it gets smelly.

he he. iz funny cuz sometimes she has to leave the room and no works!

meemsnyc said...

I'm sorry to hear that your mom is not feeling well to take you outdoors. Tell your mom to feel better!!

MoMo said...

Gee, really hope your mom feels better soonest! Perhaps your dad can take over some of that work and let her rest. Cooking is not that difficult. Nobody asks for gourmet cooking at a time like this. Sure your dad can do it for a week or two!

Forever Foster said...

We hope your mum feels fighting fit again very soon. It's not good at all when you're not well.

ML said...

I hope yours Mommie feels better soon. It really upsets tha whole house when a Mommie is sickly. You can do wifout effurryone but tha Mommie.
Love & Purrs,
KC

Everycat said...

Oh Ziporah sweetheart, dearie me, things are not so good and we are sorry your Mom has nasty sinus horrors going on and hope she soon feels better. We hope your Dad sees sense about the litter box soon.

Rumbly purrs

Whicky Wuudler

Fin said...

Poor Mom and poor you!

The Creek Cats said...

We really hope you mom feels better very soon, she sounds very bad off!! Our mom has been washing Cal's butt a lot lately because of his IBD butt explosions.

Sending healing vibes and purrs to your mom!!!

Zoolatry said...

Oh dear, it's kwite kwazy in the kattonic household...

The Meezers said...

oh Zippy, Billy punches Miles when he's in the litterbox. All our mommy can say about your mommy is that she's a SAINT for putting up wif your daddy.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh what horrible stuff you have to put with. I hope your human starts feeling better so that you can not have t live in the garage...

castle diva said...

Poor you and your Mom, too. We hope your Dad comes to his senses.

Ms. P and Cinza

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your mum soon feels better. Bad sinus trubble is no fun. Tell your dad if he duzn't like the smell of the litterbox to put a peg on his nose. Duz his poop smell of roses? Nope, didn't think so.
Our mum has got Auntie's Biotik cuz she has been coff, coff, coffing since before Chris Mouse and she coffs until she yaks and she goes dizzy too. It means she hasn't taken us for hardly any walks lately. Dad made her go to the Bean V E T and he said she's got wheezes and crackles in her lungs. Mum sed 'What the heck is that sposed to mean?'

Daisy said...

Oh, Zippy, I sure hope your mom feels better soon so things can get back to normal. Harley likes to watch me while I go in the litterbox, too. It is very rude.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Maybe it isn't a khold/sikhkness -

Purrrrrhaps she's allergikh to KHATS!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

PeeEssWoo:

We hope she feels better soon!

PB 'n J said...

Aww Zippy, you need a place to do your bizness, we bet your Dad is gonna breakdown and put a box in - like your Mom said, better for a little while than forever!

We hope your Mom feels better real soon!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Banshee follows me to the litter box too and it is very irritating! No wonder I have a bald spot!!

The only saving grace is that one of the boxes is covered with a flap so I feel semi-private!

Hope you dad caves!!!

Purrs Shade

Fat Eric said...

Oh dear, hope your mum feels better soon. Do you have covers on your litter boxes for privacy? Sounds like your dad is not pulling his weight! Can't he operate a microwave? He should be bringing your mum breakfast in bed by the sound of it!

The Island Cats said...

Zippy, we think your dad should put a box in the corner...beats smelling stinky carpet, right?

And we sure hope your mom feels better soon...

Princess said...

your daddy needs to put a box in the office for you.
I hope your mom gets better soon. Lots of tea, ginger ale and napping is good.
Dad should learn how to scoop, it is really easy, my dad just learned a few years ago and he does a pretty good job... he should also make your mom some soop and give her a kiss

Love and purrs

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

yer mom shood get in bed an stay dere until she feelz 100% ... an yer dad ... well ... mi dad duzzen't know how to do allotta thingz hizself ... mi mom callz it "enabled."
wutever.
luv--jh (hoo iz givin yer mom sum headbonkz!)

Sunny's Mommy said...

I'm sorry your Mom is still sick. But if she's dizzy and sick, the best place for her to be is in bed. With you ;-) As for your Daddy, he needs to put another little box in that corner for you!!

Lux said...

Oh my, Zippy - your poor mom. I hope she gets to feeling better soon.

We're all voting for the litter box in the office! :)

MaoMao said...

Awwww, we Ballicai are votin fur the littur boxie inna office, too, hehehe! And we're sorry yur Momma's feelin so bad. We're purrin and purrin fur her and we hope she feels bettur furry soonies.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Gee Zippy,I'm sorry you can't get any privacy!! I hope your Dad comes around :)
Big purrs to your Mom!! I hope she gets better really soon!!!!!(bet she does too )
Purrs Mickey

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Zippy... you needz to gets a screen. DA ladeez here haz a screen, so us boyz can'ts see what dey are doin.' in da sandy box. Of coursee, we haz other boxes in da garage... & dey are furry messy. But so dat iz da way we boyz are. Oh.. & da poopy pants? My brudder iz alwayz gettin' da poop on hiz fur panys. What iz up wit dat?
We iz sendin' oevfur some hom made chix-henz soup fur your momee, & a bunch of purrz too!
Love,
Dr TWeety

michico*Adan said...

I am praying and purring for your mommy wish she will be alright~!
And to all of you!

Angus Mhor said...

Zippy, I don't like bein' watched either, but there's only one of me, you KNOW who the watcher is..MOM! She says she doesn't watch on purpose, but I think she does. I sure hope your mom gets better soon so she can clean out your dad's drain!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Zippy, I know how you feel. Sometimes when Donny and Marie, I wait and wait until they are sleeping, then I go downstairs and do my biz in the litterboxes.

I'm sorry your mommy is sick and your daddy isn't very understanding of your situation. *hugs*

~Casey

jenianddean said...

I hope your Mom gets feeling better soon.
--Jasper

Sen, Tama and Tom said...

We hope that your mom is feeling better by now.

We wanted to stop by and say a big thank you for stopping by our blog when our Sen-Chan went to the Bridge, and saying such kind words.

Tom, Tama-Chan and #1