Freekin out Friday!

I am not very happy...mom haf been sick all week, dey won't give her antie biotiks cuz dey makes her sicker den she already is. She haf stuff to make da gook in her head "thinner" so it will drain off but it just keeps making more gunk. Anyway, she gets up and does my paw stretches, feeds us, washes Speedy's butt (dat boy always haf poops stuck on his backside!) and brushes us, den she goes back to bed. Den she gets up and feeds dad, cuz he's incapable of feeding himself. While she's up she lets us visit a little but she gets kinda dizzy so she goes and lays down on da couch and we pile on her and snuggle for awhile. Now, dis is a problem because I like to do my bizness outside. I can't go out because 1) mom is always dizzy and apparently opening the door makes her want to fall over and 2) it's freezing and snowy out der and der is no place fur me to go! I went down to da basement litterbox a couple of times but mostly when I go down der Sadie comes and bugs me so I hafta run away. I can't use da one upstairs cuz Speedy and Sadie both stand there and watch me and besides, it doesn't get scooped 3 times a day like it used to and it's kinda disgusting. So, I've been forced to do my bizness on da corner of da office. Dis makes daddy furry angry. Mom keeps saying to move some of his junk and put a litter box back der but he sez he don't want no litterbox der cuz he doesn't like to smell when I do my bizness. He keeps threatening to put me in da garage! Mom told him it was either smell a litterbox until it's scooped or smell it on da carpet forever...I'm beginning to think my dad is drain bamaged.