Hmf, mom and dad are going out...dey din't say where but dey did say "see you tonight"...what? Where are you going? You can't just leave fur da whole day and not tell us! Zoo, you're going to the zoo? Why, you have a zoo right here in your own home! Oh, well, why din't you say you were going to a party...wait, a party at the zoo? Dat is so weerd. Any body wanna retrash our freshly cleaned house? C'mon over, we'll break out the temptations and the nip...hmm, der is ham in da cold box and chick-hen and kitty milk...yeah, we can have a feast and trash da place. Dat'll teach mom to go away!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILBERT!
remember, you may be getting older but you're still not as old as me *sob*
Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee