Someone broke our innernets...mom's posting from da lie-berry! Oh, our fone went belly up too! Dad thinks maybe we gotted zapped by litening during da last storm. Der are weerd beins climbing up and down da naked tree in our back yard. Dey is scary looking...we'z keeping our eyes on dem. We is okay other than dem weerd beins and no phone, no innernets and we ran out of temptations! Okay, we is not okay...mom better hit da store TODAY or der will be a mutiny in our house.
Update: We ate the last of the temptations this morning and mom brawt more home when she camed back. Our phone works and we SOMETIMES haf da innernets...okay, dem weerd looking beins is back up da pole and told daddy dat we should haf our innernets back in order as soon as dey is done. Whew, we were starting to think dem beans was planning on living on our street. Maybe it was mom's banana chocolate chip cookies dat made dem work faster...don't ask, mom does weerd stuff to recipes and mixes together odd stuff alla time.