Hah, dad tried to use taking care of us as an excuse for da house being a mess! He did vacuum and try to stay out of mom's way most of da day cuz she had lazers coming out her eyes and steam coming outta her ears. Da neece was here cuz she came down wif a frend Friday afternoon to see some frends but da frends weren't home so she stopped by here and her frend was suppose to go see his gramma but HE NEVER CAME BACK! She left a couple of voice mails on his fone and he finally called her back and sed his gramma was purrty sick and would she mind if dey stayed until Sunday. Well, dad couldn't very well say no when da gramma was sick and besides, he needed her to scoop litter (cuz he don't do dat). Okay, we will say we kept him purrty bizzy, he duzzent unnerstand us like mom does so when we meow at him it takes furever fur him to figger out what we want! And den Zippy was barfing a lot and he kept thinking she was really sick (she's not) so he spent a lot of time "checking on" her. He tried to do her paw stretches on Saturday morning and she screamed at him and tried to bite him. We all laffed cuz mom does 'em and da nefew does 'em and now even da neece does 'em. She just doesn't like daddy to do dem. Things are getting back to normal now. Here are some tattles on daddy:
1 - He has really sensitive skin and breaks out in blisters when he uses dish soap, but, we haf a dishwasher and he won't load it because he is lazy.
2 - He gags when we do poopy in da litter but he won't scoop it out because he is lazy, and it makes him gag.
3 - He will take da sheets off when Zippy barfs but he doesn't clean da barf off first because he is lazy.
4 - He is not allowed to touch mom's washing machine cuz he broke it, twice.
5 - He won't vacuum up our furs on da carpet because he is lazy.
6 - Zippy will let almost anyone do her paw stretches, if dey know how, except fur daddy. We think it's her way of punishing him fur letting mom go away.