Sunday, May 25, 2008
Oops, I made a boo boo
I am trying to make up wif Zippy...yesterday mom and dad were gone all day fur a funeral den we was so happy dat dey camed home we all started running around. Well actually, Sadie and I were playing tag and running up and down the hallway while Zippy sat in da bedroom doorway and watched. Well, da fun part of da game is dat when yoo get to da end of da hallway da chaser (dat was me) whaps da chasee on da butt and den yoo turn around and yoo become da chasee. Just as I was about to whap Sadie's butt Zippy leaned in to sniff her and den Sadie moved and, well, I aksidently whapped Zippy right across da face. Den Zippy, who is like 1/3 my size, really, she's 6 pounds and I'm 17, JUMPED RIGHT ON MY BACK! I was so shocked and unprepared dat I went splat, right on da ground. So der I am, all four paws splayed out, Zippy has her front paws on da back of my head and her booty sitting right on da middle of my back and I CAN'T MOVE...and mom and dad stood der and laffed at me *snif*. Mom finally, after about a squillion minits, picked Zippy up and I could move. When I finally cawt my bref I went to Zippy and asked her why she did dat, dat it was an aksident dat I whapped her and I was sorry da minit it happened and do yoo know what she sed...HISS...dat's what she sed! So, I'm being all Mr. Nice Guy and trying to get back into Zippy's good graces and she is being really mean cuz she will let me sit wif her but she won't look at me and she won't let me get close.