We missed mancat Monday cuz we celebrated Mu Shue, Lilly Lu and Iris getting found and coming home long and hard wif many, many niptini's. We was all a little hung over yesterday. Mom tooked dis piksher den started making snarky comments about how my belly was hanging and how big my butt is...she was just being really mean. Wasn't she? I'm not fat. Am I? Escuze da scruffy look, I spent a lot of time sleeping on da back of dad's chair and he kept rubbing my furs the wrong way. Right afore she took dis piksher I had my face planted in da back of da chair and mom sed I was SNORING! Um, maybe, da towel had a wet spot on it from drooling so maybe I was snoring too. I was having a nice dream, afore mom woke me up, about floating on clouds wif Misty...We are all so happy dat our frends were found safe and sound and are home wif Momma Laura now.
We also know dat today is "tax day" cuz dad wrote a check to da Infernal Revenue Service and sed a whole bunch of words from da bad word list.