Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tummy Tuesday?

We missed mancat Monday cuz we celebrated Mu Shue, Lilly Lu and Iris getting found and coming home long and hard wif many, many niptini's. We was all a little hung over yesterday. Mom tooked dis piksher den started making snarky comments about how my belly was hanging and how big my butt is...she was just being really mean. Wasn't she? I'm not fat. Am I? Escuze da scruffy look, I spent a lot of time sleeping on da back of dad's chair and he kept rubbing my furs the wrong way. Right afore she took dis piksher I had my face planted in da back of da chair and mom sed I was SNORING! Um, maybe, da towel had a wet spot on it from drooling so maybe I was snoring too. I was having a nice dream, afore mom woke me up, about floating on clouds wif Misty...We are all so happy dat our frends were found safe and sound and are home wif Momma Laura now.
We also know dat today is "tax day" cuz dad wrote a check to da Infernal Revenue Service and sed a whole bunch of words from da bad word list.

22 comments:

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh dat "Infernal Revenue Service" indeed! Hahahahahaha! But da momee here hadz to payz da State of Ory-gone some taxez & you shoulda heardz her! She soundid likes a saylor. Taxez a furry diffycult on da beanzez.

Victor Tabbycat said...

We's feelin "taxed" too, Speedy! Mom spented two ours at a tax place an still has to go back cuz they wasn't too sure bout sumfin frum her werk.

Speedy, we cats haf loose skin an when we lie places like that, the gravity just pulls it down an makes us look fat. I like chair backs, but I don't plant my face on dem.
Purrs!
PS Zippy snoopervise repair of yur green fone box?

MoMo said...

You are NOT fat. Just pretty and floofy!

Tara said...

Yah, Mom had to do that too, and her bad list is really long....

Kavan snores too....

Tara

The Cat Realm said...

The Party is on, drop by anytime, we have "Lizards - ALL You Can Eat"! And lots of fun.
Karl

Parker said...

Here's a fact Speedy, it isn't just mancats who snore...
Sigh
ps - part of your word verification is yack!
HaHaHaHaHa!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

You definitely aren't fat! It looks like your fur has just been fluffed up a bit.

Our taxes aren't due yet, but our humans usually don't have to pay anything because our dad makes sure enough money is taken out of each paycheque.

Mickey said...

Oh Speedy!!!! That's just your furs hangin down there!! No way are you fat!!!
You need a new photographer ;)
Purrs Mickey

The Meezers said...

Speedy, you're not fat!that's just your furs!!!

our mommy saided lots of bad werds about the taxes too

The Crew said...

Speedy dear, you are not fat...you're fluffy. And don't worry about those rumpled furs. They make you look rugged & manly!

Yes, I overheard Mom saying several bad words, which I can't repeat here, as she wrote out a check to those Infernal people.

Love
Misty

Daisy said...

No, Speedy, you are definitely not fat! I agree with Misty, the rumpled look is very rugged.

PB & J said...

You're not fat Speedy, just very manly!

Princess said...

You are beautiful Speedykins

Sunny's Mommy said...

You're not fat, Speedy. I don't know why your Mom was saying that. I do agree with your Dad though. I think the IRS should now be known as the Infernal Revenue Service ;-) That's a more fitting name for it.

Vincent and Mike said...

heehee, our mombean had to send da moneys away too. we hope she has anuf left to buy kitty treats.

ps you is not fat.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Speedy, you are not fat, you is floofy!

My Mum did her taxes early because she gots a refund. Now she has to do Grandpa's - Canadian taxes are due one April 30th and since Grandpa owes he said to wait until the 30th to do them : )

Eric and Flynn said...

You're not fat Speedy, it's just that chair making yer furrs hang down.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Don't you hate it when your bean takes bad pictures! Its her that took a bad picture nothing wrong with you!

Boy said...

There's nothing wwong with snoring! I snores too!

meemsnyc said...

Our mom said a lot of bad words to Mr. IRS too. She had to pay a pretty penny!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Yep - our beans is always kinda cranky on April 15 every year!

snowforest said...

You don't look fat at all ~ in fact you look furry sleek and kyoot!
Purrs from the SnowForest family :)