Saturday, April 26, 2008

Tortured!

Yeah, dey caged me, dragged me out in da thunder storm, made me ride fur hours in da wheeled monster ::mom-5 minits:: den dat lady vet looked in my ears (and sed dey were a little waxy-hmf) skweezed me really hard, shined lights in my eyes and called me CHUBBY! Da only good thing was dat dey din't violate my spot #13 cuz dey haf a nifty thing dat takes yoor tempachure in yoor ear. Mom gotted some new kinda food to try fur my poop prollems, we'll see if Zippy will eat it. It does no good fur mom to try and feed me a wheat free food if Zippy and Sadie won't eat it cuz I just steal der food den. Dr. Cleo sez I am furry healthy and furry handsome. If yoo think I'm so handsome lady why did yoo call me chubby? She also sed dat maybe mom should try walking me on a LEASH! Like a dog! Da one dat came afore, Punkin, and Zippy both go out on a leash and she thinks I'd get more egzersize if I could do dat...heck, I won't even let mom put my collar on what makes dat lady vet think I'm gonna walk on a leash. Sheesh! When we gots home I went down stairs and laid on da couch down der. After a couple minits Zippy came down and snuggled wif me, she's a good sisfur, den Sadie came down and laid on da back of da couch wif us. Dat made me feel better. I don't like going in da carrier because I think dey might send me off somewhere else to live. Mom sez dat is nonsense, I should know by now that I'll get to stay no matter what. I beleeve dat my fears were unfounded, I should beleeve mom cuz I've put her thru; barfing everywhere, runny poops, runny poops where dey don't belong (sorry) and a lot of money spent on medisin, new food, more new food and scratches dat wern't furry nice, and she still cuddles me and calls me her handsome guy. We gots tagged fur some meme's, some of dem quite awhile ago, so we are gonna do doze tomorrow. Okay, gotta go get some treats...

28 comments:

Forty Paws said...

Poor ol' Speedy. We feel your pain. Mebbe it would help if you had an outdoor cat enclosure like we have. At least you get exercise going flap flap through the door all the time. And it does a good job of annoying the beans. Your Dad is furry handy, after all, he rebuilt the termite infested garage.

Luf, Us

Freaking damn word verification dunt werk when Maw has had too many WZs.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

You are not Chubby Speedy!

P.S. Has anycat besides us noticed that the Word Verification letter are especially skewed and blurry today?

Parker said...

You poor, poor baby! What a terrible day, I am happy that your sibs came and made you feel better. Speedy, I don't think you are chubby, I think you are muscular and mancatly!
ps - Ain't Mommies just the best?

Mickey said...

Speedy,I am so happy you survived your ordeal with tha Vet!! My Vet has that nifty ear thermometer too :) Yay!
Yup,you should know by know that your Mom loves ya to death!!!
Mom's are great :)
Purrs Mickey

Samantha & Tigger said...

Oh Speedy we feel your pain! We are glad you are healthy and that Zippy and Sadie snuggled with you after the VET ordeal! And we don't think you are chubby at all!
Your FL furiends,

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad your ordeal is over. I am also glad that you are another cat who has a civilized vet!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're glad you survived your torture. But calling you chubby was out of line.

Daisy said...

Speedy, do not worry, you are there to stay forever!

I am sorry the vet called you chubby. I think he confused your muscles for fat.

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Speedy, I would not like to go to the vet in that portable jail cell either! Luckily my vet lets me just come in my Mommies arms if I am a good boy.

PS: Fanks so much for encouraging my Mommie to let me keep blogging!! It has worked!! PURRS

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

chubby?
duhr!
wut kinda frend iz yer vet!?
yer not chubby ... yer hansum!
luv--jh

Lux said...

Oh Speedy, you have my empathy. Mom can't look at me w/o muttering the word "diet!"

Enjoy your treats - that's what I say!

HotMBC said...

Oh man, sorry bout that Speedy.
We have to eat wheats and corns free too, cuz of Mini and Gree's tummies. But the food we get is GOOD. And we've all lost weight slowly too over the past year we've been eating it. That made the v-e-t very happy. V-e-ts are obviously weird. Hang in there bud! Wheat free foods aren't bad at all -- it just means they have more chickens and stuff in them!
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, Speedy, I FEEL your pain! Why do they put us through all that when we're healthy? It's so unfair. Would it cheer you up to know that you are the only ones who figured out the sign? I have a lot of whapping to do. Who knew our friends were cheaters? And about those t-storms... I did NOT authorize that! Rrrrrr.

jenianddean said...

I just don't think your vet has seen many muscular mancats like yourself. She must have been mistaken.

I'm glad your sisters came and gave you some love. What good sisters you have!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Tesla said...

oh meh goodness! dat vet call yoo chubby? Did yoo call HER chubby? Yoo tell her her chubby. Dat fix her. Mean old lady.

ML said...

KC said...
O, Speedy, so glad you survived.
Chubby???? i finks tha vet meaned to say furry handsome mancat.
Purrs, KC

KC's Mom ML: What is with these verification letters today?????

Ariel said...

Speedy your not chubby what a rude vet.I hope you feel better soon :)

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

What a day you had, Speedy! You must have been exhausted! We hope you and your sissies like your new food, and don't put up with being called chubby ever again! That deserves a bitey! But most of all, don't ever worry about your mom sending you somewhere else to live, we know how much she loves you ... Happy Sunday!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Chairman Mao said...

Awwww, Speedy! I'm sorry the vet saided you're chubby. You aren't chubby, you're muskular! The vet saided Marilyn was at the top of her weight range, too, and shouldn't gain no weight, but Marilyn thinks of herself as full-figyured!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

p.s. -- yup, we Ballicai and our Momma have notised that the wurd verrifickation looks AWFULLY blurry and blarghy!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh, Speedy -- I'm sorry you've been feeling under the weather! I hope you are feeling better now. I'm sorry you had to go to the vet, and I feel for you, being called chubby. My vet thinks I'm close to being chubby, too. Nonsense, I say! Curves never hurt a ladycat one bit. *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Zippy my man!!!! Don'ts let dis chubby commint gets you down! You iz a handsome cat & you iz not F-A-T. Now Delilah on da other paw.. she iz chubby & tubby.
Didz you know dat da momee here cannots eats wheat either?

Team Tabby said...

Maybe yer vet was just joking when she called you 'chubby', we don't think you are chubby, yoo are just fine. We are happy to hear yoo were not violated in #13, that is good to hear. Wish our vet wood get the thingy for us. I got the "treatment" couple weeks ago when I hadded a feever.

Moe (Mindy says "hi")

Jimmy Joe said...

That is a terrible, terrible day, Speedy. I'm sorry you had to go through all that. It was very nice of your sisters to hang out with you to help you feel better.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

You ain't "chubby"...what an awful thing to say to a very handsome such as yourself. Oh the abuse and ridicule we haffta take from our humans!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

The Cat Realm said...

Dragonheart and Merlin walk on a leash and they seem to really like it! An I think Tara walks on a leash too?
We are glad the VET visit is over, hahhahahahahahaa

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Souns like ya went through a lot, but I am especially happy that yer spot#13 wasnt violated. I hate that.

I'll haf to haf The Big Thing tell the V-E-T about that ear thingy thing! That souns lots more plaesant!

The Crew said...

Oh Speedy dear, I know you're not chubby. You're all muscle, the way a mancat should be!

You don't have to worry about not having a forever home. No matter how much work we are, our families love us too much to give us up!

Love
Misty

Sunny's Mommy said...

Walk you on a leash like a DOG? I think your vet is crazy and has lost her mind!