Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thinking Thursday

I made up wif mom...gess dad did a good job of fixing da scratches cuz dey don't even hurt her. I was just watching da birds in da bushes and thinking about how tasty dey would be when Zippy walked into da room and called me "lard butt". I think dat is mean. It's da angle dat mom took dis piksher at...and da angle dat Zippy was viewing from. Yeah, dat's it, besides da camera adds 10 inches or something like dat.

28 comments:

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh brudder o' mine! I understand & can comeeserate whole heartedly. Da PTU iz justee da worstee & it iz not dat we hates our momeez, but a man cat haz got to do what a man cat has to do.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh... & I knowz all abouts da angull ting. Zippy, da camera canz be mean to evfurry cat wit a BIG B-U-T-T!

Umm, WhatI tink I meants to say iz, "Zippy? Da cameruh canz be furry mean to a normal size cat B-U-T-T!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We understand Speedy, our cousin Tucker is like that about getting in the PTU and Mom has a scar on one of her arms from trying to get him in.

She's used a new method just for Tucker. She has to stand the PTU on end and just drop Tucker in,back feet first. He still tries to make himself very, very wide, but for the last 2 trips to the vet and again for a car trip this has worked very well.

The Meezers said...

yep, the camera adds 10 pounds!!!!

Parker said...

Speedy, I know for a fact that the camera adds inches. I real life I know you (and me) are model-thin!

Team Tabby said...

Yep, Speedy, camera angles plus what always gets added by da camera. This doesn't always make da best picksure. Dat's fer sure. Glad to hear your mom's scratches aren't bothering her.

Mindy & Moe
PS we hate that PTU. Moe insists on traveling in one that would hold about three kitties, for some reason.

Ana said...

Great that the huge scratches don't hurt your Mommy; it looked like it hurts so much.

Well, don't worry about the angle, you are still beautiful! :)

Mickey said...

I'm glad you made up with yer Mom :)
I also believe that it's just camera angle!!! That's because you are called Speedy ,so you must be getting your exercise ;) Heh,heh,heh!
Purrs Mickey

Monty Q. Kat said...

Lard butt is one of my nicknames too...

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

It is definitely the camera, not you! My momma calls me her fat boy sometimes ... that isn't nice at all, is it! Our mommas should get cameras that don't distort our beautiful kitty bodies ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sam

jenianddean said...

How rude! I hope you gave Zippy a whapping for that one! The camera always adds on inches and pounds.

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

We are glad that you and your mom made up, Speedy. It wasn't very nice of your sister to call you names.

The Crew said...

Lard-butt? Is that anything like feather-butt?

Love
Misty

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Yes, I have heard that it adds 10 inches AND 10 pounds - so what can you expect!

DEBRA said...

Zippy it's only floof. Sometimes Momma takes pictures of me that make me look HUGOMOUS and I am only 5 1/2 pounds. How can I be HUGOMOUS? It's only the floof...

Purrs
Abby

Tybalt said...

Speedy, it is definitely the camera angle. We all know you are one sleek and athletic mancat.

PB & J said...

It's all about the camera Speedy - don't you worry, you're slim and trim!

Sweets the Cat said...

Humans are good at finding horrible angles for picture taking. I'm not sure how they manage since we kitties are always majestic and graceful.

Alexi said...

Our late furriend, Jetta, used to get dingleberries in his fur around his butt. He also went down the drainage culvert one time. Our beans called him, "dirty butt sewer cat". He whapped dem but good.
You been taggled for a meme. Stop by my bloggie to see!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

u havta get in a appropriate pozishun befor lettin anyone take a pikshur uv u!
mi mom likez to hide behind sumone, herself!
luv--jh

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, the camera definitely adds extra inches!!! Bad angle. :)

Artsy Catsy said...

Speedy, I think it's a conspiracy! I was out in the yard with my mom, trying to lay around in the grass, but she kept nagging me with, "C'mon, lard butt, chase some sticks and work off some of that weight!" Humph!

Rocky

Eric and Flynn said...

Yep it must be the angle. We haf tagged you furr a meme Speedy.

One-Eyed Jack said...

SPEEDY!!!! ::pounce::

'Lardbutt' isn't very nice! But I think it might be nicer than 'Chickenbutt'. My mommy calls me that. And Squishy Cat. I don't think my mommy's very nice.

I think the birdies would be tasty too, but they never land on our balcony.

~Persephone

Speedy, tell your mom I'll be right over! Woohoo! Belly-rubbin' time!

~Jack

MoMo said...

It definitely is the angle. SS's nephew calls me a Fat Lady and a Big Butt and I am neither.

Veronica (M) said...

hi dood - the parent beans makes fun of my bottom all the time too because they thinks I'm kind of a big furball. but - I am the ferocious and is all muscle!!!
Figaro (posting under veronica's acc.t as usuals..)

Forty Paws said...

Dat wuz meen. We fink yur butt is fine and furry.

Luf, Us

Sunny's Mommy said...

Speedy, you are right, and Zippy is wrong!

I am glad you made up with your Mom and those scratches aren't hurting her now.