I'm rather em-bare-assed...yesterday I did a poo in my box dat just about cleared da house. Mom was even gagging. It musta been da hot dog dad fed me. Oh, and mom re-wayed me cuz dad neffer does it right and I'm only 16 pounds. Dad does stuff wrong a lot, he sez it prevents mom from ever asking him to do dat thing again. Dat is a secret atween us men tho so don't go spreading it around.
Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee