Monday, April 7, 2008

Mancat Monday

I'm rather em-bare-assed...yesterday I did a poo in my box dat just about cleared da house. Mom was even gagging. It musta been da hot dog dad fed me. Oh, and mom re-wayed me cuz dad neffer does it right and I'm only 16 pounds. Dad does stuff wrong a lot, he sez it prevents mom from ever asking him to do dat thing again. Dat is a secret atween us men tho so don't go spreading it around.

38 comments:

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Uh oh! My pet human just fell off her chair and she is making weird snarfing and wheezing noises. And her eyes are leaking. She's rolling around!

Thanks for the chuckle....yeah...guy logic.

Skittles, The Huntress

iheartblue said...

i love your blog!!! thanks for making my night a bit happier!!!

DK & The Fluffies said...

So it's their fault for the stinky poop! I see no issue here.

MoMo said...

Is that right? How come it doesn't work the other way around?

Sixteen pounds! You are over twice my weight. How can that be? I am sure I look bigger than you.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh, thanks for sharing the secret, Speedy. "Only" 16 pounds? That sounds like a lot to us! We only weigh about 7 pounds each, so you weigh more than both of us put together!

Parker said...

Speedy, you are a BIG mancat for sure! Rudy thinks he's big, but he's 12 pounds! There is nothing to feel bad about - it's your Dad's fault for giving you a hotdoggy!
And as for the man secret - trust me, it's no secret around here!

Eric and Flynn said...

Speedy you are the same weight as me. I usually lose a bit in the summer though cuz I run around so much. Mum calls me Speedy Feet. Duz that mean we are related? And I do stinky poos too. When we wuz weighed at the V E T when we had our dentals, Eric wuz a frakkshun unner 22lbs.Mum wuzn't happy cuz he's sposed to be losing weight. She sed I haf to stop giving him my mousies to eat.

Cat-a-holic, Lilly and Laila said...

Hot dog poos! Yum! We try to poo in our box right before company comes over! teeheehee!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Sunny does those a lot, so don't feel bad about it ;-)

The Meezers said...

our mom says "oh your poor mom. i know just how she feels. Miles does that nightly." I say "way to go Speedy!!" - Miles

PB & J said...

It's clearly your Dad's fault - not yours Speedy!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha....that is funny Speedy! When I stink up the house Mum goes around gagging too, then she gets out the febreeze and closes the door to my litter room, he, he, he...

goldenshade said...

If it doesn't kill them it will make them stronger, right?

Tybalt said...

Ivy is the one with the room-clearing poo . . . sometimes house clearing! She is never ashamed or embarrassed, though. I think she's a little proud of it.

Mommy is on to that secret . . . she's watched several men in her family play that game for years! I'm keeping my paws crossed that Almost Dad doesn't start playing . . . he's helpful right now, which gives mommy more time with me.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Concats on that Big Mancat Poo! I hafn't made a REAL stinky since I was a kitten. My boy's tryin that man logic to get outa doin the litter box, but Mom's too smart fur that. She says, "Doin a bad job won't getcha outa doin it." How'd she know?

Junior said...

There is no way you are as stinky as Orion! His poos and his gassy tummy drive Meowm and I nuts! Meowm had to opent he door up this morning at 6 a.m. to clear the air.

Junior

The Furry Kids said...

Heh heh. Our dad does lots of stuff wrong on purpose, too.

EG

Babs (Beetle) said...

Well I'm not a mancat so, of course, I don't do stinky poos.....well not often anyway ;O)

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Um, Speedy... that's not a secret. Women's gor Men's figured out a long time ago. Sorry about the stinky fog, but it wasn't your fault!

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Good job on the Big Stink! After I eat my Stinky Goodness I make the Big Big Stink. Mommie laughs at Daddy gagging...I is his first cat, so my Big Kitty Stinks are a first for him!

Mickey said...

Don't worry Speedy!! Mom says she understands completely!! She likes to say " How can such a big stink come out of a little cat!!!" Hahahahaha!! She says 'little' because it is a bean sized smell :)
Purrs Mickey

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

shhhhh ... don't tell marilyn ... but mickey made a stinky dat i wuz havin a hard time barin yesterday ...
or maybe it wuz matsui ...
i cooden't uv been me.
luv--jh

Rascal said...

I think you need to experiment with more hot dogs. Just to make sure that was it.

meemsnyc said...

Hehehehe, what is your dad doing feeding you hot dogs!

Skeezy said...

If yer not kleering da howse evry singul time yoo poop, yoo just arn't trying vary hard. I'm gonna give summa yer sugjeschuns to Mr TF!

Adan*Michico said...

Certainly not your fault, don't worry a bit!!!

Irishcoda said...

LOL, what a great post! I needed a smile and a chuckle! :)

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Seaborne here....I won't tell a soul. Besides....have you SEEN me lately....you GOTS nothing to be embarrassed about!

MoMo said...

You guys are great at parties - what is a party with kitties with the Thundering herds of elephants. Wonder what Asta's parents have to say about all this. Karl and I are going to post the aftermath of this party. Stay tuned!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Speedy you are so cute!! And Mom crinkled her nose as if she could smell it!!! You are a very fine looking mancat! Just right!
Your FL furiends,

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

you can't be blamed for your daddy's diet mistake in your belly. no embarrassment on your part Speedy!

my mommy wonders if your mommy ever saw that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where it comes out that Ray pretends to be inept so he doesn't have to do housework "How can you not know how to make a bed?"
That is my daddy.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

ooop We will avoid the hot dogs unless we are mad at momma.

Tara said...

Must be a mancat thing, Kavan can really do a stinker!!

Yes, he is bigger than me, I'm 12 lbs and he is 14!

Tara

Forty Paws said...

That must be a man thing that they are born with. Do stuff wrong so they can get out of doing it. Paw does that too.

Luf, Us

Chairman Mao said...

Awwww, Speedy, I'm sorry you hadded a steenky poo! I letted a fart the other day that just about burned Momma's and Daddy's nose off -- it's cause I ated some fishie oil. Momma gives Brainball fishie oil sometimes cuz he's prone to allerjies and I ated some of the fishie oil and that's what gave me the farts. Oopsie!

You weigh the same as Brainball! Sixteenie pounds. Yur a big mancat!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh, poor Speedy! I'm sorry to hear of your unfortunate poo incident.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

I goodness me....so much adoo over some poo!
16 pounds?! You weigh four of me!!! You are some mancat Speedy!
Mommy was rollin on the floor when she was reading about Bumbledorf....hysterical! People like that make important desicions for us I have heard...no wonder the country is going to hell in a hand basket. Can a genteel Victorian kitty say that? Oh well whatever it is so true!
Thanks so very much for being such good friends to me. I truely treasure all of you.
Love your Miss Peach

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Speedy! You should smell da Iris' farts! Dey iz worsee den a D-A-W-Gz! So I tink dat your momee should count herself lucky dat dis iz only poo in a box...it could be your furry pants up against her head at night & den "whishhhhhhhee," out comez da air.