Friday, February 29, 2008

Sadie-Formerly Feral (I am not fat!)

I'm not allowed to do dis anymore...
I went to da vet for my annual check-up and vaksinations yesterday and do yoo know what Dr. J said? She said I was "pudgy" and need to lose a pound to a pound and a half! Crap, can you beleeve she said that! Mom has moved our food to the basement so we hafta do the stairs to get food and told dad no more chips and crackers! I'm going to freeking starve! Oh wait, I was only about 5 pounds and almost a year old and now I'm almost 8 years old and 11 pounds and last year I was only 8lbs 6oz so, yeah, I see your point Dr. J...Guess I really am formerly feral.

51 comments:

topcatrules said...

G'day - we don't think you're fat. We think you are totally gorgeous!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh dear, I so understand -- the vet said I was, *ahem*, full-figured, too. The nerve! Just incredible, really.

You are not fat at all -- you're a beautiful kitty!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Karen Jo said...

Ah, what a shame! Now you have to sort of work for your food.

michico*Adan said...

You are just perfect shape to me!

goldenshade said...

I agree with marilyn, you look lovely. I hope the PM doesn't get any ideas and move my food. We have large window sills (2 ft) so the food/water in up there in our nest. So I have to jump to get it so that's not too bad. Our bed is up there too if I get tuckered from the big jump I can have a wee rest.

Chips and crackers? Now we're talkin'.

~Shade

Mickey said...

No more snacking??? Dang!!! I think you are lovely :)
Come on over to my blog,I have something for all of you :)
Sorry you can't eat it,hahaha!
Purrs Mickey

The Meezers said...

oh I'd just DIE if I could not haf snaks. and I'm scairt that the v-e-t will tell me I'm fat too. - Miles

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

The VET's crazy, you're HOT the way you are. I'll sneak you some snacks.

Chase

Jimmy Joe said...

That is just crazy v-e-t talk, Sadie. The v-e-t told my momma last month that I should lose up to TWO POUNDS! I would be downright sickly lookin' if I did that. I say, go ahead--eat straight outta the bag!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Tybalt said...

Poor Sadie. I don't think you are fat. I think you are purrfect!

Between you and Speedy, your house is going to be full of unhappy and starving kitties. No treats! How sad.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Personally I believe that a cat can never be too fat or too comfy...

The Crew said...

Sadie, if you're only 11 lb. and they say you're "pudgy", what does that make ME?!!

Tipper

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Well, a bit of excersize wouldn't hurt. I do have to put some effort into getting my foods and treats.

Daisy said...

Pudgy?!?? No way.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

I can sympathize with you Sadie! The vet said I had to lose 2 pounds last year, I was 11.5 pounds. I was about 5 pounds too when momma found me and my kittens. So far I've lost a pound! I miss the potato chips. ~Queen Snickers

Sunny's Mommy said...

So sorry to hear you're all going on a diet, and your bean treats are being cut out, too. But I think with the extra exercise, getting to your food and water, the weight should come off quickly. Then you'll get to go off the diet ;-)

PB & J said...

We think you're purrfect! Sorry about the diet!

Forty Paws said...

Well crappity crap crap crap as The Meezers would say. Gatsbi can totally empathize with you.

Luf, Us

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Thare's just more of yoo to love, sweethart, thare's nuthin' rong with that!

Parker said...

Sheesh, I feel for you Sadie...I'm a little pudgy too, it musy be a formerly feral thing!

WillThink4Wine said...

Is that a doughnut box?

Gandalf & Grayson's Mom

Fox's Mom said...

ROFLOL!!! Unca Molzart is kinda pudgy, 2, hehehehe, 'cuz he was gettin in2 my bowl of Kitten Chow-he's there right now, which is Y I get 2 post. YEA!

Still, um, the V.E.T sez Molzart needs to keep extra food out of him 'cuz he's got a little heart thingie & we want him to live healthy and happy. I'm sur yer peoples want the same thing 4 u:)

Gonzo

Boy said...

What's with V-E-Ts and their vocabuwawy? Mine onwy knows the word pudgy too! I think there's something wwong with them!

Scout said...

Hmpf! That was not very polite! You look just fine to me!

Mommy calls me the round, brown, mound of sound... Does that mean I am pudgy?

Mommy?

Halloween said...

Hey Sexy Sadie, you look really cute to me. And you're Rocky's fave. Maybe you should take some treats to the VET next time because it sounds like he was having a hungry, grouchy day when he said that to you!

Halloween

Angus said...

Sadie, the V-E-T told my girl Delilah the same thing-I thinks it's a conspiracy against us mancats who like a little somethin' with our somethin'-either that or it's like the Rockster said-he just wants to sell you expensive food. You're not fat, you are a wayyy hot babecat and that's not fat, it's just a little cushion for the pushin'!

(Rocky started it!)

Victor Tabbycat said...

Spoiled, soft and well-fed, but NOT fat! Will the stairs keep Oliver frum sneakin yur food an makin a mess?

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Zippy, Speedy and Sadie,

Thank you for your comment on my recent post about the bag lady feeding the ducks and seagulls.

My pet human had tears running down her face.

I hope you don't mind, but I used your comment in another post.

Thank you again!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

divakitty said...

FAT??? I think not!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Well, fewer eckess pounds, more year. Hard decision sometimes...

Cecil the Cougar: said...

You do not look chubby to me! I say eat as many goodies as you can sneak :)

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Kimo & Sabi said...

Maybe it is just yer natural weight - beans seem to be obsessed wif weight issues!

MoMo said...

You're not fat! Poor Sadie, come and share my food!

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Beau Beau & Angie said...

Mom is a lo carb aholic and so we are too now. Stinky goodness in a can is much better efun doh we loves crunchies. Just eating meat will help yoo lose weight.

Tesla said...

11 pounds?! you could crush me. I'm only 7. but momma says the way i try to eat, i could give you a run for your monies... whatever that means. Do you run for monies? What is monies? does it go fast?

PrincessMia said...

What nonsense! Now you have to work for you food, though stairs are a lot of fun. I don't have any stairs in my house but I remember visiting my grandbeanmom's house. It was so much much fun!

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

We ain't allowed to snack no more, either. It must be a conspiracy!
Dang it!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Put yer fud downstairs!?!? Wow, maybe yoo all Shuld put yer bed and litturbox downthare and then yoo won't need to go upstares! That wuld show yer peepul not to mess with yer fud!

And in the werds of the always honest rocky...yer HOT Sadie!!! Purrfekt as yoo are!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Sadie ... Repeat after me: "I am NOT fat. I AM curvaceous an' furry."
DMM

Tyler said...

You don't look fat to me either. You are beautiful. I wonder what is in that bag. Is it popcorn?

Tara said...

You have a wonderfully womanly figure Sadie!

Tara

Ariel said...

I understand how you feel my vet called me chubby.I would have bit his fingers yet mom wouldn't let me.Your beautiful :)

meowers from missouri said...

hmpfffff. dare i say, "piffle"!!

"fat"? majestic, my dear ladycat--you are majestic!!

sir edmund

Shilgiah the Cat said...

You aren't pudgy at 11 lbs! Ah, unless you have a really tiny frame. I don't think you look fat at all! If the V.E.T. says you have to diet why don't you put the bitey on her next time you see her! And...if you have to give up chips from the Dad, why don't you ask for more Tuna Juice...it's low cal and low carb I think.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Pudgy! I don't think so! I would LOVE to weigh 11 lbs, I weigh umm... a bit more than that!

My Mum has tried many, many diet foods but I turn up my nose at all of them. She just keeps giving me my regular stuff, but not quite so much, sigh....

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Pudgy! I don't think so! I would LOVE to weigh 11 lbs, I weigh umm... a bit more than that!

My Mum has tried many, many diet foods but I turn up my nose at all of them. She just keeps giving me my regular stuff, but not quite so much, sigh....

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha sorry, but as a "former feral" who weighed 6 lbs at rescue I had to laugh at "former feral to kinda pudgy. I weigh 12.5 lbs! Luckily, I'm allowed to be 1-2 lbs overweight cause of my FIV.
I can't imagine you should weigh less than 11 lbs.
You look perfect to us!

PS Nope, no pooping on the pillow...this revenge will take longer to fix.

Junior said...

It is great that you are "formerly feral".....and we think you are pleasantly plump, not f-a-t!

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

I'M ALMOST 18 POWNDS!!!! AND WIN I WINT TO THE VET LAST MUNTH HE SED I WAS ALL MUSSUL! HE DIDN'T SAY I WAS A PORKER. SO MAYBEY YER ALL MUSSUL --- DID HE CHEK???

AND ROCKY'S RITE: YER HOT HOT HOT!!!!

Anita said...

Certainly, you are not fat, you have a great personality!

Muahahahahaha!