We hasn't posted fur awhile and we don't haf an excuse. We'z just been lazy, mom's been bizzy wif dad cuz he's so helpless...hahahahahaha. Really, we been doing purrty much nothing fur a week. Mom and dad did spend an afternoon chopping ice off da sidewalks and driveway, dey fixed da leg on da big coffee table dat helps us get into da windows in da front and dey went to da dump cuz da garbage men hafn't picked up da garbage fur almost a month due to da snow plowing. Some of yoo may haf heard dat I'm suppose to be totally off wheat in any form...well, da only food dat Zippy will eat is regular old Purina Cat Chow and dat has wheat in it. No matter where mom hides Zippy's food bowl I manage to find it and eat a little! She is getting mad at me and threatening to lock me in da basement wif my Wellness so I can't eat anything wif wheat. Da vet sed dat since da runny poops don't bother me (dey do bother mom and speshully dad) dat it's not a big prollem if I sneak some wheat foods once in awhile. Hey, I don't even get temptayshuns any more cuz dey haf wheat in dem! Dis new "food plan" is disgusting! I want what da gerls get, I want my temptayshuns! I'z been using my best pathetic, poor, unloved kitty look every chance I get. No, it doesn't work...how can mom deny dis poor kitty a little treat? Look at me, I'm waisting away! Okay, not so much waisting away as I really want a temptayshun....On the other paw, we got sunshine finally! Here is a piksher of my sisfur Sadie enjoying some sun. If I could just get my sisfurs to eat treats den I could steal dem from da gerls. Oh, fur da love of...do yoo see what all dis is doing to me? I'm talking about stealing from my lovely sisfurs! I'm turning into a hooligan! Stop da madness mom, GIVE ME MY TEMPTAYSHUNS!