Monday, February 25, 2008

Mancat Monday

We hasn't posted fur awhile and we don't haf an excuse. We'z just been lazy, mom's been bizzy wif dad cuz he's so helpless...hahahahahaha. Really, we been doing purrty much nothing fur a week. Mom and dad did spend an afternoon chopping ice off da sidewalks and driveway, dey fixed da leg on da big coffee table dat helps us get into da windows in da front and dey went to da dump cuz da garbage men hafn't picked up da garbage fur almost a month due to da snow plowing. Some of yoo may haf heard dat I'm suppose to be totally off wheat in any form...well, da only food dat Zippy will eat is regular old Purina Cat Chow and dat has wheat in it. No matter where mom hides Zippy's food bowl I manage to find it and eat a little! She is getting mad at me and threatening to lock me in da basement wif my Wellness so I can't eat anything wif wheat. Da vet sed dat since da runny poops don't bother me (dey do bother mom and speshully dad) dat it's not a big prollem if I sneak some wheat foods once in awhile. Hey, I don't even get temptayshuns any more cuz dey haf wheat in dem! Dis new "food plan" is disgusting! I want what da gerls get, I want my temptayshuns! I'z been using my best pathetic, poor, unloved kitty look every chance I get. No, it doesn't work...how can mom deny dis poor kitty a little treat? Look at me, I'm waisting away! Okay, not so much waisting away as I really want a temptayshun....On the other paw, we got sunshine finally! Here is a piksher of my sisfur Sadie enjoying some sun. If I could just get my sisfurs to eat treats den I could steal dem from da gerls. Oh, fur da love of...do yoo see what all dis is doing to me? I'm talking about stealing from my lovely sisfurs! I'm turning into a hooligan! Stop da madness mom, GIVE ME MY TEMPTAYSHUNS!

21 comments:

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

NO TREATS! Oh Speedy, how are you able to get up in the morning with no treat prospects!

Don't they make any treats without that stupid wheat in them? Sigh.......poor Speedy.....

jenianddean said...

OH NO! NO TREATS! How unfair! You may have to resort to having your sisters "share" their treats with you. I know my mom couldn't resist your cute little face. She's a softy!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Parker said...

You oughta' get something "treaty!" Do they make treats with no wheat? I'd hate to see you turn into a kitty-criminal!

Riley & Tiki said...

We eat Solid Gold Katz N Flocken. It doesn't have wheat in it, but it's shaped like Purina Cat Chow (little X-es), so maybe Zippy would like it too. We haven't seen any wheat free treats, so that's a bummer.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Oh that is bad news Speedy. How do you live without Temptations? Maybe your Mom and Dad can give some other kind of treat, like people foods.

Fat Eric said...

Oh poor, poor Speedy. That is sad. I hope your mum and dad don't give your sisters treats in front of you, that would just be cruel.

There must be some treats that don't have wheat in them. Kashim sent me some for Christmas that were little bits of dried fishes, I'm sure they didn't have wheat in.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Speedy, Wellness makes a wheat free treat! Wellbars Treats, they have a couple of flavors but I bet you'd like the whitefish and sweet potato. Technically their for woofies but a treats a treat! ~Queen Snickers

Let us know if you have trouble finding them and want to try it, we have a couple of great cat and woofie boutiques here that carry Wellness.

Sunny's Mommy said...

That's awful that you can't have your Temptations. Just terrible.

Sunny's Aunt Jenny has given her cat dried fish. I don't know what kind of fish it was (she said it was really stinky) but her cat loved it. Maybe your Mom could try something like that. A cat's gotta have treats!

MoMo said...

You poor boy, no treats! I feel for you. Enjoy the sunshine instead!

Tybalt said...

Oh no, Speedy! I feel for you. I'll sneak some treats to you later, when mommy isn't looking . . .

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

hmmm...wonner if the new "Natural" Temptations gots wheat in 'em. we'll look at the package. has you tried fishie flakes? that's my favoritest of all treats even more than Temptations. yum!
Cocoa

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh no! I remember when I got taken off Temptations cause of my IBS. I was miserable!
Do the Natural Temptations that JB blogged about have wheat in them???
I'll be sending you comfort Mancat vibes buddy. Sometimes life, and tummies, and allergies, is just unfair to kitties.

Eric and Flynn said...

That's just too awful. We can't imajjin not gitting our treats. We hope your mum can find some treats furr you that you are allowed to have.

Mickey said...

Emergency!!!!! You need to find wheat(gluten) free treats!!!!! We can't have you starve after all!! Heehee
Purrs Mickey

Victor Tabbycat said...

Yur Mom's not tryin hard enuf if she hafn't found wheat-free treats yet. Mad Cat in Madison has all kindsa xtra healthy treats. Maybe we gotta werk out sumfin where my mom can shop fur you.

As fur stealin treats from sisfurs, I see no problem wif that!

Victor Tabbycat said...

PS Bonnie steals frum me. I's glad she trusts me that much now, but... them's MY treats!

Tesla said...

i would share my temtayshuns wif yoo.

we could be good friends :)

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Speedy, I sympathize with you! I can't have any chicken or wheat. :( Fortunately, my mom found some yummy dried fish and dried venison treats (and Monty sent me some too) that I can have, so I can still enjoy some treats. :)

Merlin keeps trying to steal some of my venison food, but he needs kitten food so he can grow into a strong Mancat, so our mom is always hovering over us at mealtimes, and keeps bringing Merlin back to his plate.

So I sympathize, Speedy.

Your furless friend,

Dragonheart

Forty Paws said...

Well that just sux.

Glad you got some sunshine!

Luf, Us

The Furry Kids said...

I steal stuff from EG and it's not big deal. hee hee

Don't you like the Wellness? We like it lots. Maybe you just have to get used to it. We eat the blue bag kind - I think it's chicken. Yummy! I hope your mom can find some wheat-free treats!

The Crew said...

Speedy dear, I don't have treats either. Not 'cause they're bad for me, but 'cause I don't like them. That's OK though. Tipper & Max make up for what I don't eat.

Why don't you come by today and we can nap in a sunspot.

Love
Misty