Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Tattletail Tueseday

Mom and dad both take this stuff...we sure are glad mom found one dat will control der fish burps...hehehehehe
When mom read it she told dad she din't even know fish burped and started laffing, dad sed she wasn't funny but we could see him making da "I'm not laffing" face. Okay, dat is dat, now we is gonna do some tattles on dad...
Dad can't cook to save his life. Him and mom ran a restaurant fur years and he never even made a hamburger! He once lit a muffin on fire in da microwave, mom still hasn't figgered dat one out. He can't even make a frozen pizza cuz he doesn't recognize when it is done and will either pull it out haf cooked or burn it. Oh, der is one thing dad can do. He makes really good chili, but mom hasta cut up da onions and stuff so he doesn't remove a finger. He's also alergic to a lot of kinds of soap, laundry detergent, bath soap and dish soap, he can't wash dishes unless he wears rubber gloves. Every time he's washed dishes he's dropped a glass or cup and broken it, it's why he never washes dishes. Mom got tired of having to replace glasses and stuff. It's okay, we love our dad anyway.~Sadie
Zippy here, I was tagged fur a meme but will hafta do it later. Mom gots our copy of da new WATK book and she is reading us some of da stories out loud. Even dad is lissening...

35 comments:

topcatrules said...

Fish burps! Good one! :)

Parker said...

It's a good thing your Mommy is there, it sounds like no one would get fed otherwise!

Daisy said...

Do fishies say "excuse me" when they burp?

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I never burp after I eat fish, even if I inhale them. But Bean complains about my stinky fish breath...

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Fish burps - that's funny! Enjoy having your mom read to you. :)

The Crew said...

Sometimes our Dad makes something, but he always leaves the mess for Mom to clean up!

Tybalt said...

My mommy was supposed to take that stuff but couldn't stand the fish burps . . . interesting that they "control" that now. Hee hee.

It's ok. Sometimes dads just can't cook. My grandpapa is hopeless in the kitchen. Sometimes he manages the microwave ok, though.

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Do fish burps taste as good coming up as they do going down?

PB & J said...

Hee hee - our Daddy puts the freezer pizza in on the cardboard, but then can't figure out why it tastes funny! Mommy says he can't even boil water.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

The Awesome Man can cook 2 things. Bacon & hot dogs. Both in the microwave. Oh, he can grill burgers too.

Chase

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

LOL LOL, momma is crying for laughing, fish burbs have ticked her way to much. My daddy burns spaghetti but he can make a fried egg. Momma cooks so daddy cleans dishes, well most of the time. ~Queen Snickers

Monkee said...

Your dad sounds like my Mom. She's a horrible cook. Dad's a good cook but she doesn't share. I don't know which is worse: a bad cook who shares or a good cook who doesn't?

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha! That's funny about your Dad's cooking :-D

I just got the new We Are the Kitties book, too, but Sunny's Daddy is reading it first. He really likes it. All of a sudden he'll start laughing and laughing while reading the book :-)

The Meezers said...

fish burps??? BWAAAAHHHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA

your daddy set a muffin on fire? crappity crap crap crap.

you should buy plastic dishes. hee hee

Mickey said...

WQell,I did not know fish burped either.Maybe that's where all those bubbles come from.
I must say, I do not cook either,hahahaha!!
Enjoy your stories :)
Purrs Mickey

Angus said...

I had no idea that fish burped..no idea at all! Maybe that's why they look like they're always opening ad closing their mouths? My Dad cooks really well-he likes to "experiment" like his hero, Alton Brown. His results aren't always edible, though.

Artsy Catsy said...

Hee heee heeeeee .... beans with fish burps!!

Rocky

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha....fish burps, that is so funny!

I like it when my Mum either reads to me or talks alot to me, it is very soothing.

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, I can't quit laffin at fish burpies. And I'm glad yur Momma can cook, or yur Daddy would starve! My Momma loves to cook -- and Daddy loves to eat what she cooks!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Ummmm....If you mom gets all the ingredients prepared is your dad really cooking, or does you mom just let him think he is??

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Fish burps! *giggle, giggle, giggle* Now I've got a funny mental image of fish burping as they're swimming.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

divakitty said...

Fish Burps... HEE!

Vincent and Mike said...

heehee, burps jokes is always funny.

Tara said...

Fish burps??hehe...

Dad is a bit better at cooking but not much. Mom said if he gets to stay home while she is still working, he better learn quick.....

What is a WATK book??

Tara

michico*Adan said...

Michico and Toshie and Pamilla all very good at cooking~
I guess it's natural born.
Just think it is fun~ It will be very easy.

goldenshade said...

Hello to you fellow felines. Nice to meet you. Very funny. Fish burps? See the folks here are the non meat eating variety...I know crazy...so all I have witnessed is tofu and broccolli burps. Not too pretty.

Ariel said...

Your dad sounds alot like my grandpa when it comes to cooking.

Sammawow said...

Heheheh - fish burps! That's very funny! Our dad likes to cook but he says mom cooks way better. But he really knows how to grill a sirloin steak - yum!

Purrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

The Fluffy Tribe said...

we were not aware that fishes burpped, wow but we understand about the Dad who can't cook anything. we haf one too ~The Fluffy Tribe

MoMo said...

What a nice mommy you have - reading to you! Never mind that dad can't cook as long as mom can.

Not sure that fishies burp. Probably more bubbles coming out of their mouth when they do. You wouldn't notice a few more bubbles anyhow!

Charlotte said...

Thanks for coming by my bloggie and keeping me company. I don't think my mom will ever come back but SMS will return in 2 weeks. My sitter-lady will let me watch TV and DVD in the evenings but she probably wouldn't read to me like your mom.

Karl & Ruis said...

Hahahahaha - your Dad is like Karl's maid - TOTALLY dysfunctional in the kitchen!!! She would be able to lit a muffin on fire in the microwave - piece of cake for her... hahahahaha
Make sure to come to the BIG tea party for Miss Peach's 15th birthday on board the cruise ship in Antarctica tomorrow!!!
Karl and Ruis

Tiger Lily said...

I am glad your Mom is there or you would all be very hungry all of the time!

Zippy, thank you for voting for Sushi. I am sad that you miss your woofie friend Ted. I know I would miss Sushi very much if she had to go away.

Forty Paws said...

Well, affer we eat stinky goodness, owr breth smells fishy, an sumtymes G.T. burps. Duz dat count?

Maw & Paw r both clumsy. Datz wie dey dunt haf no gud china nor cristul.

Luf, Us

Jan said...

Your dad is super intelligent. What a way to get out of doing chores!

jans funny farm