Kattonic Cats

I'm waiting fur mom to rub my tummy...where is she?

Last chance mom...wanna rub a little mancat tummy? Aaaah, feel better now mom? Mom was a little bit upset. Her and daddy went to a Veteran's Day Service at a place called Wisconsin Memorial Park and on da way home mom's car went wobbly and den da brakes stunk and she hadda do da down shift, roll onto da grass and den cut da engine to make it stop. Dey limped it to da repair place and were furry lucky dat der favorite mekanik was working...he worked wif my daddy fur a long time back when dad was a mekanik too. So anyway, mom's wifout a car until Tuesday nite and dey hadda call da nefew to come pick dem up...yahoo, mom made bacon cheezeburgers and we gots not only cheeze but BACON too, Jared's really good about sharing wif us. Mom can't go anywhere for two whole days so we'z happy about dat but dad's mad at himself cuz all da things dat went wrong are all things dat mom told him about over and over again. He was gonna fix dem...eventchooally. Right dad, just like da hole in da bafroom wall dat has been der so long mom uses it as storage space...