is a shmousie! A real live furry mouse! Do you know what Zippy did wif da mousie? She patted him on da head and let him go! Yeah, even mom was surprised. Zippy usually does away wif mousies pretty kwik, but not dis one. Dis was not only wacky but weerd.
Oh, and da same night Sadie and Zippy were in da kitchen wif mom and Zippy hissed at Sadie and Sadie slapped at Zippy so mom sprayed dem bof and growled fur dem to knock it off and dey bof ran into da office and hid behind dad's junk unner da table. Together! I guess der feer of mom is greater den der