Fabulus Furiday, Speedy's Purrthday and a PARTAY

Guess what....today is my second purrthday! Reelly, my akshooal, fur reel purrthday! We is haffing kitty ice cream after dinner tonite and I already know dat I'm getting some presents from mom and dad and......I gots a boks in da mail yesterday and mom let me open it and it was from Skeezix, Mao, Rocky and Tripper and der beans and I gots a nip nanner and carrot and a bag of nip and a nice card dat sed happy purrthday and I was so acited I grabbed da nanna and da carrot and started rolling on da floor and gotted so stoned I fell over when I was tring to walk *gasp* and dis is being da bestest purrthday EVER....

Thank you so much yoo guys, yoo is da nicest kitties we effur met! And gess what else, mom and dad saw my old daddy and gaved him a piksher of me and he coodent beleeve how big I gots and den dey brawt home a piksher of him but I don't amember him dat good and kinda din't look at da piksher until mom gave me a toy he had from when I was a kitten and I amembered dat and den I amembered him and den I looked at da piksher and here is da piksher and now I hafta go and nap cuz dis was waaaay to much acitement and I'm tired. I, Sadie, did not play wif da new nip toys at all, I am afraid of bananas, even fake ones. Anyway, as we mentioned afore, mom and dad are going away and dey said we cood haf a party as long as we din't do to much damaje and yoo all amember to use da litter bokses. Der are two, one giant one in da dunjun and an automatik one in da gest room. Da nefew is coming over to open cans of stinky goodness, top off da crunchies, scoop da downstairs litter and make sher our drinking fountain is full. We happen to know dat der is lots of ham (a whole one), lunchmeat and bbq ribs in da fridje. Also, fresh veggies if any buns wanna stop in. Speedy knows how to open it, he also knows how to get in da cabinet wif da treats, ders like eleventy four squillion bags of tem-tay-shuns, pounce and fish flakes in der! So, yoor all invited to come over on Saturday and if yoo want yoo can sleep over cuz da beans will be gone until Sunday afternoon. To teleport in yoo hafta go to da brown and beige howse in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. We are da howse right afore da curve on da quiet street wif da trees in front and da little hill in da back. See yoo Saturday!