Saturday, September 8, 2007

Betrayal!

Dear Daddy,
We had fun last night. Da new game yoo came up wif was grate. Shooting dat spongeball out of a paper towel tube and letting me chase it and stuff was really fun. I had fun playing wif yoor toze too. Until I aksidently scratched yoo, and it was an aksident yoo effun sed yoo unnerstood dat it wasn't on purpose. If yoo knew dat it was an aksident why did yoo betray me and go and tell mom dat I needed clippy claws? If she isn't saying "spa day" it means dat she will just clip my claws and I will get no treats and no masawj! How, how could yoo do dat to me? Don't yoo love me? I din't mean to scratch yoo, honest! Pleeze don't make me get clippy claws....pleeze. I'm begging, I'm being cute, I'm doing all da stuff yoo love and yoo are still saying I hafta have my claws cut! Yoo are being mean and mom is being mean and I don't like it. *sniff* I will be good *sob* just don't do dat to me....
Yoor 'dopted furry boy
Speedy
Crap boy, get a grip. Stop being a wimp and a wuss and for dawg sake stop crying. We'z all getting our claws clipped. You know mom will give us massawjes. Why do yoo hafta be such a drama queen? Sheesh, it's not like she actually hurts yoo. Do yoo see Sadie crying, she knows she's getting clippy claws tomoro. We all saw mom get out da clipper and no one but yoo is acting like dey are heading to da gallows. Gallows, yoo know, getting hung by da neck...no yoor not getting hung by da neck yoor just getting yoor claws trimmed. Yes, yoo'll get yoor treats and a massawj, sheesh what a wuss.

22 comments:

HRH Yao-Lin said...

ahahah oh you poor thing, of course you deserve to be upset. You are not a drama queen at all. Carry on with the histrionics and make sure the whole house hears you! x

Daisy said...

Poor Speedy! You are still young and not used to getting your clawrs clipped all the time. When you are as old as me (THREE!), you will be more used to it, I think.

Dragonheart said...

I'm sorry to hear you are going to get your claws clipped. I sympathize. I get mine clipped twice a week, because they grow so quickly! I hope you get your treats and massage.

Mickey said...

It's OK Speedy,beans are just weird.One claw goes astray,and they think you are Jack the Ripper (?).I'm sure they will have mercy and give you your treats.If not,well,your claws do grow,(wink)

Samantha & Tigger said...

Poor Speedy, we feel your pain! We are sure your Mom will give you a massage, cause she knows how much you don't like clipping your claws. And lot s of treats, too.
Your FL furiends,

Parker said...

Awwww, you were right, it was better to be us last night!

Victor Tabbycat said...

We's not mad! The boy amost always needs a haircut! He likes it long until Mom calls him "Ry-anne".

Speedy, you's rite bout clippy claws wifout a spa day. Hide the clippers. Dat's what I done. Zippy could be a little more sympathetic.

Forty Paws said...

Bless your little heart Speedy!! We feel your pain. We don't like clippy claws either. Some of us carry on like it's the death of us as well. Especially Reno. Maybe you guys are related. Good luck with the clippy claws thing.

Luf, Us

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Speedy, fight them tooth and nail. That's what I do when it's clippy claws time...and now they don't do it anymore. They keep say "vet" and "groomer" tho...dunno what it hasta do with me....

~Donny

Zippy is right, Speedy, it's really no big deal to get clippy claws...but do let them know you are not pleased, which is what I do every time....

~Marie

Resistance is futile.

~Casey

Henry Helton said...

Look at it this way. At least you have claws. My Lady let the vet rip them out of me for no reason at all!

Lux said...

I'm so sorry to hear this news, Speedy. See if they'll at least use aromatherapy! :)

Mosaic Cats said...

Speedy,
You NEED those nails if you are going to come mediate between me and Annie! She got her claws clipped last Sat. at Pet Smart and boy was Mosaic Lady GLAD. That little brat plays rough!
I never get clipped cuz I never hurt anybody! ML always makes the fur tech do it any time we go to the fur doctor anyway. Bianca won't let her do hers (and they grow fast with the hyperthyroid!), but Willie tolerates it.

The Cat Realm said...

I'm with speedy! No one would ever clip my claws!!! But then, I need them, as I go outside....
Thank you guys for your great support in the last days, I really appreciate it!
I am back - slowly, but steadily - posting again, visiting again...
And it is good to see you! And read your stories! And maybe Anastasia can bite your mom from beyond the bridge for clipping you nails!
Your friend Karl

Chairman Mao said...

Awwww, I'm sorry to hear it's clippy-claw day! But that's real nice youkitties get massajes. Massajes are wunnerful!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

*giggle*, I like Lux's aromatherapy suggestion! That would probably make claw clippy time more pleasant -- especially if the aroma were, say, tuna!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Pet's are 4 Life said...

WE understands abouts the clippy claws. Momma does that once a week, cause we loves to claw the sofa. She thinks this prevents us froms doing much damaged...she is wrong! We shall plots our revenges for all the kitties who musts suffer the clippy claws!!!

~Napoleon,Hunter,Belle~
Ps. We can'ts remember if we tells you about the story our Momma wrote for HRH Yao-lin? Its about royal meezers!!

Ariel said...

Speedy I hate to have my claws clipped too.

The Furry Fighter said...

oh noes! i hate clippy claws too - everytime i go to the Vet Place (which is often) they trim my claws down - it peeves me off no end! i spend hours sharpening them up on meowmies furniture to
x

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Aw poor Speedy! I hate it too but in the end it's not so bad. You actually feel better afterwards and it makes jumping around much easier! Good luck!

leslie said...

Pyewacket lives with two cats, one is a tuxedo cat, called Trixie.
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the orange tabbies said...

Trust us, Speedy, we feel the SAME way. Don't worry, though-as awful as it is, it's over pretty fast. *shudder*

The Crew said...

Oh Speedy, I wish I had known about this trauma! I could have sat by you, held the paw not being clipped and licked your head. My poor dear.

Love
Misty