Tired Mancat Monday

I Spent a lot of my morning doing this...and I'm still tired. When mom and dad bawt dis howse der was lotsa stuff wrong wif it. Dey haf fixed a majority of da bigger things like replacing all da water pipes and getting a new a/c, water heater and front windows. Dey took out da goofy little skware ceiling lite dat was only on one side of da liffing room and put up two ceiling fans wif lites. Dey haf maked lots of little changes, but, dad keeps saying he's gonna nok out drywall and insulate in da office/sewing room and take out da wall atween da big (which is akshooally furry small) bafroom and da furry tiny bafroom and make one larger bafroom so mom neffur painted any of da walls or fixed da tiles or nuffing like dat. Also, atween da time dey put in da offer and it was accepted and da closing when dey took pozeshun of da howse da beans dat hadded it afore did some bad stuff. Dey took varnish and just put it all over da kitchen cabinets, effun on da handuls and dey gots it on da walls and da floor and da back door and da carpet in da liffing room and hallway. Mom wants to sand it off and paint da walls and da back door but dad keeps saying he is going to replace da door and da kitchen is gonna be remodeled so why bother. So in order to keep da howse sorta up to her standards she cleans a lot. Now, dad is also a major junk collektor. Dis makes mom crazy sometimes. She's apposeta be making a wedding dress and she can't effun find her cutting table or sewing macheen! So she went nuts dis weekend and started moving dads junk! It took her most of Saturday, den Sunday she washed and dusted and polished and took out da rug sucking monster and now she can start da dress. Of course I needed to snoopervise all dis so today I am furry tired. It's hard work snoopervising a crazy person...