Wacky Wednesday

Woohoo, I, Sadie am going furst. I have news too ya know, Speedy isn't the only cat here who knows stuff, altho he is the nosiest. I went to the 'allerjist' yesterday and let me tell yoo it wasn't pleasant, it was, in fakt, tortcher. They shaved my leg and scratched me! FOUR times, that's rite, I have four scratches on my leg. No pikshers cuz I don't want any! Dr. S (is that for sadist mom?) sez he thinks I have a simple ragweed allerjee. Yeah doc, yoo try sneezing so much yoor noze bleeds den tell me how 'simple' it is. Oh, mom did make sumthing furry yummy - strawberry moose, yoo know it was very fluffy and very creamy and I liked it. That's it, I'm going back to sleep now...Here's Speedy

I gotta splain sum stuff fur those of yoo who asked. First, the broozes dat man gots on his arm were because of a young punk in the group that was going into the combat field after mom's guys were done. The rool sez dat yoo cannot fire on someone not in da combat field! The kid shot at him while he was stripping off his field gear and not even close to da field. Da man dat runs da paintball place yelled at him and told him he cood not play wif his frends cuz he cood not follow the rools and locked up his paintball gun and made him sit in da 'visitor' area. Mom sez dat it was a group of teenage boys and gerls and she thinks he was just showing off fur some gerl.

Second, that little white fluff ball keeps attacking my tail! It kinda hurts cuz dey have dem little needle teef but I neffur put da slap down on a baby. I complain, I move, I whine...and den Minnie whaps dem. Oh, she is a furry nice lady cat and a reely good mom. And, we think she already may have a home when she goes back to da shelter. Mom took them to their very first check up last Thursday and Dr. Z said someone had seen her piksher on the bullitin board in back and asked where she was. This is one of the volunteers there, she has no cats...yet.

And...Zippy and I have been getting along a little better. Yesterday dad came home from work wif lots of soda and joose and other drinkables and a reely kewl boks. I was playing in it and Zippy came and looked in it, she wanted to get in so of course I let her. I always let da gerls haf da toy dey want, but insted of hissing and swatting me as ushooal she started playing hide and pop out wif me...I have foto-grafik evidence... I was in da boks and she just looked in and din't hiss or anything so I popped out...

Here she is in da boks and I was about to go and stick my face over da edge (yoo can see my paw in da left corner)

We played a game of "where's Zippy, oh there yoo are" for a little while and den we played chase each other wif no hissing but mom duzzent haf pikshers of dat...Have a great Wednesday everybody, I know I will...