Mom slipt on da stares yesterday and cracked her koksiks! She can't sit fur very long and standing hurts and all she can do is lay on her tummy and whine about how much it hurts. Dad sed she shood take da pain pills dey gave her but she took one and den felt funny, she sed like she was unner water and coodent fokus her eyes on stuff! Da funny part is dey took an xray of her butt and dad asked if dey had a masheen big enuff to do dat and mom din't do anything about it and that's how he knew she reely hurt. So, dad hadda go get Germaine to come clean da litter bokses last night cuz he gags when he tries to do dat stuff and this morning she came over to see if mom needs more help and the lady two doors down, Butkis's mom, came by too. So, mom's walking reel slow and when she stands she kinda bends her knees but she made waffles this morning and she still went downstares to take care of Minny and da babies. Dad's set her up wif a little table by da side of da couch and she can lay on her tummy and read blogs. Gess maybe we shood go purr on her now and make her feel better. She's lucky she din't bang her head on da stares cuz we unner stand dat empty eggshells shatter-hehehe.
Update: Dad brawt home a nifty thing fur mom! It's a video monitor and kamera fur da foster room. It camed wif two little kameras and a little tv! Now she can see what's going on down der without haffing to go down da stairs. When he showed her she sed dat she forgives him fur da comment about her butt being big, he din't even remember what he sed so she reminded him. He sed he thawt it was pretty funny and started laffing...until he saw the look on mom's face. He calls it that "mom says stop now before I strike you dead without touching you" look. It still works on our bean sisters too.