Saturday, March 3, 2007

This is not for the faint of heart...

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS OF ABUSE OF AN INNOCENT KITTY, THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!!!


Oh no, the dreaded PTU (prosoner transport unit) is out! Who's going this time? Not me, I'm going to the dungeon to hide....
Crap, she got me anyway. Oh, there's dad, he's a soft touch...Dad, please let me out. Obviously there has been a mistake, I don't belong in here. Hey, what do you mean by sorry, it's your turn. This isn't right, they're abusing an Innocent kitty!

Sure lady, yoo can smile, they're not about to shove things up yoor butt and squeeze yoor innards. O.K., here is the only good part of going to see these evil, evil people... They have fishies! Reel live, swimming around, tasty, um, I mean pretty, fishies. Oh no, they called my name! Now they reely start the torture...
Heh, heh, heh...They had to take the PTU apart to get me out. I'm not going to make this easy for them.
Dr. Janssen is o.k., if she didn't do the "bad stuff" I could reely like her. I didn't want pikshers of the thing they did to my poor backside, she's just lissening to my heart here...she also looked in my eyes and ears and checked my teeth. Mom hasta skedjool a 'dental' for me in a couple weeks. This I've heard is not bad, you go to sleep and when you wake up your teeth are clean. Yoor mouth mite be a little sore for awhile so they give you pain meds. Doesn't sound to bad.

Then Dr. Janssen got around to this...

Yup, she shot me! And mom held on to me while she did it! Well, when they took me home I jumped out of the PTU and hid a'hind the couch until everything went back to normal. Now I'm on my furry pillow teleporting to a party that Pounce of Katnippia is throwing (sans pawrents).

HAPPY PURRTHDAY JETER HARRIS!

AND HERE IS A HUG FOR EVERYONE OF YOU

{{{{{{{{{{BIG HUG}}}}}}}}}




16 comments:

Aloysius said...

Oh, my! I've got to go get my teeth cleaned, too. I think I'll just close my eyes and dream I'm in Egypt.

Daisy said...

Oh Sadie! I am sorry you got tortured today. I don't like those shots either. They are bad.

You were very right to make them take the PTU apart to get to you!

I am glad you still got to go to Jeter's party, it was fun!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Horruble!!! And that lady smiling is so meen...and thay shot yoo!!!! Glad to hear yoo are back home and relaxing.

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

o, glad it's all over fur anufer year.
purrrsss, KC

pee ess: mine Mommie ML sez that is a great set of pickshures.

Ariel said...

Sadie I'm glad everything turned out okay :)

Kimo & Sabi said...

Wowy Owie! This is da first time we has actually seen a photographic demonstration of what that little "pinch" is on our bum-bums when we goes to da VET office. Thanks fer informing us - we will watch our backs next time!

Lux said...

I'm so sorry to hear (and see) how you were tortured! I hope that never happens to you again!

Hugs,
Lux

Jake and Bathsheba said...

We're glad that the torture is over for now! We won't come out of the PTU at the vet either. Mom and the technicians have to hold it upside down and pull us out as we try desperately to hold on.

Good luck when you have your teeth cleaned.

We send hugs to you and your entire family.

~J&B

Tara said...

You made them take apart the PTU! HAHAHAA! I love that, I'll have to try it.

I don't like that bum thing either, or the shot. Haven't had my teeth cleaned yet. Let me know how it really goes.

Tara

Forty Paws said...

Oh you poor thing!!! Your little eyes are so huge in the PTU!!!

Owr Maw got wize about poodins not wantin to come owt of da PTU, so she got one with a top that opens!!! It jist ain't fair, we kaint efen hide in da corner cuz dey kin git at us wid the top open!!!

Gud luck on your toofie cleaning!!

Luf & {{{Hugs}}},
Us

Dragonheart said...

Wow, I'm impressed that they had to take the PTU apart to get you out!

The fishies at the vet's look very cool!

Sorry to hear about the shots and the other forms of torture. I'm glad that you are comfortably at home now.

Eric and Flynn said...

Poor yoo haffing all dat torcher, then to make fings werse, thay take pichers uv yoo being torchered. I ofurrherd mum saying dat My teef need seeing to as well, I'm bizzy looking furr a good hiding place.
Eric

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Oh, we were so sorry to read about your torture and we're glad that you are back home and safe, until the teeth cleaning thing.

Purrrrrrs and {{{hugs}}} to all of you from China Cat & Willow

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh no Sadie!!! How horrible. I'm glad its all over and you could teleport over to the party!

Chase

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! we got those horrybull little cards from the vet about 2 weeks ago an the Lady had almost furgotten 'bout 'em an now she's remembering again. NOOOOOOOOO!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Poor Sadie. I hads my dental an Mom had me chipped an my nails clipped at the same time. I didn't like all that, but ::sigh:: there are worse fates.