Hi, it's Sadie! It's my purrthday...

It's my purrthday today! I'm seven now. We'z gonna do something fun tonite wif dat guy dat makes da kitty treets and...Huh? He's not coming fur my purrthday, he's coming to hook up a printer thingy? Well...Dat's just not fair! Can I at least haf some ice cream? No! What do yoo mean no! I don't care if it gives me skwishy poops, I want ice cream! *grr*I'm running away, yoor neffur gonna see me again! Oh, iz dat a chedder cheeze tato chip? Well, o.k. just one or maybe two. Oh, yoor gonna go get me some FrostyPaws kitty ice cream, well o.k. then. Oh and can yoo see if dey haf doze shrimp things while yoor there? Yoo will! I love yoo mom...

Shh-don't tell Sadie but mom does haf plans fur her tonite but it's a surprise. Sadie is so silly, mom's capabul of hooking up a stoopid printer! I can't beleeve she fell fur dat. Good thing mom kept her frum running away...wate, she can't go outside, how was she gonna run away!?! Jeff, mom's cuzin dat does puter stuff and makes home made cat treets has one of Sadie's kitties. He got's a prezent fur her. No one knows what it iz but we're hoping it's a stroller! What mom? He duzent know 'bout kitty strollers? Well, I'll bet it's something reely good and I bet we can all play wif it, cuz Jeff is just a good kitty dad - he has 7 fur babies! Oh, and here's a man cat piksher of me fur man cat Monday. I'm just so hansum.