Momma has been working lots of hours. She sez dat when da company takes it's winter break offer krissmouse she wants all the "problems" gone. To do that she hasta work really hard, with some beans she calls "duma*ses" and one bean man she calls "numnutz". Tonite when she camed home she maded dinner fur daddy and den she wented into the dungeon and put sum closes in da water swisher masheen. Wen she came back up daddy wuz nappin on da couch so momma went to visit offer kitties bloggies. Win daddy woked up he asked her if his soxes were done a'cuz he dint haf any left and win she said dey werent he seded dat she shood wash dem insted of playin on da puter. Oh poodins, I feered fur my happy home, momma yelded at him. She sed he wuz a'post to tell her afore he wuz totally out of dem and why he kant do sum lawndree once in a while and he wuz lazy and no help at all and why duz he think dat she is his howsekeeper and personal servint. Den daddy wented down to the dungeon and win he came bak up he seded dat he wuz sorry. Den he kissded her on da hed and she sed she wuz sorry to, dat she furry tired and he sed I know but it will all be offur soon an she kan relax. So now I iz gonna go lay on momma so she kan haf a good sleep an get up tomoro and gif it to da duma*s and mr. numnutz really good. Oh, an daddy has clean soxes too!
Pee Ess-momma will be on winter brake fur a hool 10 days startin on da friday afore krissmouse, yipeee!
*Zippy here-this is the boys first Christmouse with us. He has climbed the tree and daddy had to tie it to the drape hanging hardware to keep it from falling over. He doesn't realize that he is causing her more stress. What mom? oh, but....o.k mom says that he's not causing her stress, he makes her laff. I gotta go, mom is giving out the bye-bye kisses...
posted at 6:10 a.m. 12/14/06