Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sigh...

Momma has been working lots of hours. She sez dat when da company takes it's winter break offer krissmouse she wants all the "problems" gone. To do that she hasta work really hard, with some beans she calls "duma*ses" and one bean man she calls "numnutz". Tonite when she camed home she maded dinner fur daddy and den she wented into the dungeon and put sum closes in da water swisher masheen. Wen she came back up daddy wuz nappin on da couch so momma went to visit offer kitties bloggies. Win daddy woked up he asked her if his soxes were done a'cuz he dint haf any left and win she said dey werent he seded dat she shood wash dem insted of playin on da puter. Oh poodins, I feered fur my happy home, momma yelded at him. She sed he wuz a'post to tell her afore he wuz totally out of dem and why he kant do sum lawndree once in a while and he wuz lazy and no help at all and why duz he think dat she is his howsekeeper and personal servint. Den daddy wented down to the dungeon and win he came bak up he seded dat he wuz sorry. Den he kissded her on da hed and she sed she wuz sorry to, dat she furry tired and he sed I know but it will all be offur soon an she kan relax. So now I iz gonna go lay on momma so she kan haf a good sleep an get up tomoro and gif it to da duma*s and mr. numnutz really good. Oh, an daddy has clean soxes too!
Speedy

Pee Ess-momma will be on winter brake fur a hool 10 days startin on da friday afore krissmouse, yipeee!


*Zippy here-this is the boys first Christmouse with us. He has climbed the tree and daddy had to tie it to the drape hanging hardware to keep it from falling over. He doesn't realize that he is causing her more stress. What mom? oh, but....o.k mom says that he's not causing her stress, he makes her laff. I gotta go, mom is giving out the bye-bye kisses...
posted at 6:10 a.m. 12/14/06

5 comments:

Kimo & Sabi said...

This holiday stuff can really put the stressy on the beans! They need our extra special furry snuggles during this time of year.

Kukka-Maria said...

It's tough when the humans fight. We usually just hide and wait for things to blow over...they usually do.

Brach wanted to comment about Zippy wanting a date, but Blogger Beta refused him.

Now he's sulking (about Blogger...not about Princess Ziporah).

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Ooooh...the Tall Man would have DIED had he said that to the Lap Lady though I could see the exact same scenario happening in our house someday....The Lap Lady would tell him to go buy new socks if he's really that lazy :).

Shh...don't tell me the tree can be knocked over! I'll get in DEEP trouble if I do that.

Kaze

sassycat said...

Season of stress! Glad your mum has a lot of time off soon. Mum can relate to busy at work at this time of year.

Derby

Feline Oligarchy said...

Oh dear sounds like a rough time with all the work and stress and stuff. Maybe your daddy will find 50 pairs of socks under the tree when he opens his presents?