The emergency that wasn't

So, my beans went to a frends house fur a baby shawur (who shawers a baby anyway?) and left me home alone. Well, o.k., Sadie and that dumb boycat were here with me. Win they camed home there were red footy prints frum the office to the bedroom and up to my beddie ware I wuz layin. I heard momma yelling that my feets were bleedin and hurry up cuz they need to take me to the emerjancy vet and get her some gawz and omigosh did one of "them" do sumthing to make my feet bleed and...Tell them, go on...my feets wernt bleedin, I gots into momma's paints and tracked em on the rug and all over the sheets and now mom is MAD. She isn't too mad tho, cuz she was happy my feets weren't bleedin (they haven't for a long time now) but she still said bad werds win she was scrubbing on the carpet and cleaning my feets. It's kinda her fawlt cuz she knows I loves the color red and she left them out. Good thing they're non-toxic to kitties cuz I'm pritty sure I tasted it. I sure hope she duzent tell Sandy Claws.~Zippy the (usually) good cat