Mom thinks dey should do a study of me...

To find out what it is dat I give off dat makes humans want to relax and nap *giggle*. I went to see my daddy on Friday, when I left dey told mom to bring me back anytime. Even da 'lerjic lady said I was welcome back 'cuz she din't get all sneezy and puffy, just a little bit watery eyed. And, sheesh, mom just figgered out dat I like little kids. Der was a four year old visiting da man in da next room and when she heard der was a kitty der she wanted to meet me, well, let me tell yoo, little girls play really good! Also, I sat in da blue chair dat faced da door and greeted effuryone dat came in and asked dem fur pets. Den, I jumped up on da bed wif dad and curled up, on top of da covers (Zippy hided unner dem) and purred my dad to sleep. I stayed der wif him fur almost four hours. It was comfy, I wasn't bothered by any of da beeping or humming da machines in der make. Dad slept fur da whole four hours, not just little naps but a full out, dreaming, snoring, sleep. I even gots to haf supper wif dad, well, I only ate a little bit of buttered roll, but I sat on da bed and made sure he ate alla his foods and dat he drank his Glucerna shake like he's apposta do. But den I hadda go potty, did yoo know der is no litter box in a hopspittal room? I looked fur it in da corner by da bed, unner da sink and even in da corner unner da t.v.! Mom figgered it out purrty fast and asked Miss Heather fur a pan fur me, we went into da bafroom and mom put some toilet paper in da pan and, being as smart as I am, I got into it and did a tinkle. Sheesh, dem peepul is all a little bit crazy, or dumb or something cuz dey was all impressed dat I pee'd in a pan. Hey, it's what der fur right. Oh, and daddy hasta go in one too but he always waits until mom is der so he doesn't hafta be 'barassed by some stange person cleaning his butt. It's hard on mom, 'cuz dad would like her to stay der 24/7 but she has other stuff she hasta do, like take care of us. Tomorrow she hasta take da van in at 7 am fur a oil change, getting da tail light fitzed and fur da nice man to check out da air conditioner. She sez dat may still be unner war and tea, we don't know what either war or tea haf to do wif fizting da cold air, but, mom seems to be purrty happy about dat. Yup, she's been driving around in da hots wif no cold air blowing thingy, she sez she has 2/40 air conditioning. Open two windows and drive 40 mph! She hasta do da fitzing thing early in da morning 'cuz she will hafta wait fur dem to finish since dad can't follow her in another car to pick her up. Good thing one of her favorite breakfast places is only half a block away.  Last night she paid alla da bills so we won't be wifout 'lectric or water or *shudder* da innernets. So, we'z doing purrty well, all things considered. She's just waiting fur a less hoomid day so she can mow da lawn. Hope yoo are all doing good, we don't get to visit as much and commenting, hah. We don't know why mom won't leave da lappy top on so we can do it while she's gone, guess she's afraid dat we might start ordering treats and toys wif her plastic money card...