It's my 13th purrthday...I'll be sleeping thru it, like effury other day, but if yoo'd like we haf ham and bacon and some shrimps. I know Speedy and Sadie would be glad to fix yoo a niptini or meowgarita or some kitty milk. If yoo want to join me in da big bed der is lots of room just keep in mind dat around da time my mom comes home I get a little crazy and start running from window to window so if yoo is sitting in one yoo might get jumped on. 
