Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

We ate so much ham today that we thawt we were gonna asplode! Dudes, we go see Porkopolis tomorrow by Mr. Hendrix...hope Bendrix is available fur some fun.

FIELD TRIP!

Oh man, we can't beleeve dis...da Meezer boys haf arranged a hams of da world tour! Go over der and read about it. It's gonna be fun fun fun. When Zippy heard about it she started sobbing "ham, I loves ham". Really, who doesn't, and even if yoo don't it's a FREEKING FIELD TRIP and a chance to ride in da weener mobile...how can yoo not want to go. We can't wait to be wif our frends and eat hams and haf fun!